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wereguy2
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jul 12 2011, 11:15 AM 

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Oh no... More worryingly bright posters. Despite the horrible tacky tastelessness, they are actually fairly well designed, and draw the attention to points of interest. These are markedly large, and present at most major cities, barring Tarkuul and all of Caraigh.


        Tarich Enterprises + Ralten's Band Present:
        THE GRANDEST BATTLE ROYALE YET!


        Well, this is it! The common adventurer's greatest chance at richness! Three categories, two rounds each, a grand prize pool of ten million gold!!!
        Each fight will last until two people are left alive, and then these two will be given a chance to prepare and start over, one on one.

        Melee! 2.5 Million!
        No offensive spells, songs or other powers allowed (This includes curses). No summons. No Timestops.
        One Mind Blank potion is supplied, but apart from that, no buffering allowed until the fight starts.
        No staying hidden for longer than ten seconds. Must wait at least ten seconds before hiding again.


        Magic! 2.5 Million!
        No normal attacks, only spells/powers. No summons. No Hellballs. No Timestops.
        Can use magic items to cast spells for you.
        No buffering until the fight starts.
        No Rakshasa allowed.
        No staying hidden for longer than ten seconds. Must wait at least three spell-casts before hiding again.


        Final Battle! 5 Million!
        Both spells and swords allowed!
        No summons, no Hellballs, no Timestops.
        One Mind Blank potion is supplied, but apart from that, no buffering allowed until the fight starts.
        No staying hidden for longer than ten seconds. Must wait at least ten seconds before hiding again.


        Come down to Sandy Beach on
        [5th of August, 11:59 PM GMT] to join in on the fun and glory! If you don't know where that is, there's a cart that goes to Sandy Beach in Bendir Dale, after that, just go doooown the hill!

        As well as fighting, there will also be:

        Funny jokes!
        Food!
        Laughs!
        Drinks!
        People!
        A table!
        Women!
        Booze!


        Not convinced yet! Well, just go and SEE FOR YOURSELF!



        FEATURING: THE HERALDS OF THE TRIUMVIR!

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Silent2001
 
PostPosted: Wed, Jul 13 2011, 17:57 PM 

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Gorthod would view the posts and proclaim loudly to all that can hear.

"WOW, THIS LOOKS AMAZING, HEY EVERYONE COME AN' LOOK AT THIS!"

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polan
 
PostPosted: Wed, Jul 13 2011, 18:01 PM 

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Salona happens to be nearby and hear the loud yell by Gorthod. She is later seen reading one of the posters out of curious and speaking to herself.

"I will be there this time, hope they bring good food and drink."

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wereguy2
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jul 24 2011, 8:05 AM 

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Suddenly, the full-coloured posters hit. Ouch.

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Blackthorn51
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jul 24 2011, 14:55 PM 

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[Viz'aun would read this and smirk.]


 
      
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PostPosted: Sun, Jul 24 2011, 15:28 PM 

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Tasirin sees the poster, her eyes go large and she hurries off to Ross telling him about it with red cheeks, then claps her hands as he nods.

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Silent2001
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jul 24 2011, 21:27 PM 

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Some posters recieve the following message plasted across the bottom.

FEATURING: THE HERALDS OF THE TRIUMVIR!

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Elorathall
 
PostPosted: Mon, Jul 25 2011, 9:45 AM 

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One swaggering figure with a feathered hat reads over the notice, and especially the last addition, and tuts.
"Oh dear, oh dear. They seem to have gotten it all backwards."
He then puts up his own version of the notice.


THE HERALDS OF TRIUMVIR
Funny jokes!
Food!
Laughs!
Drinks!
People!
A table!
Women!
Booze!

Not convinced yet! Well, just go and SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Come down to Sandy Beach on [5th of August, 11:59 PM GMT] to join in on the fun and glory! If you don't know where that is, there's a cart that goes to Sandy Beach in Bendir Dale, after that, just go doooown the hill!

Also featuring THE GRANDEST BATTLE ROYALE YET
by Tarich Enterprises & Ralten's Band

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Aurelius: Sunmaster of Amaunator. Contemplative. Aspirant to Transcendance.
"Sol Invictus"


 
      
wereguy2
 
PostPosted: Mon, Jul 25 2011, 9:49 AM 

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This is deemed insignificant - for the main poster undoubtedly eclipses it in its sheer brightness - and is ignored.

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Chrissyangel
 
PostPosted: Mon, Jul 25 2011, 14:05 PM 

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Mela stops at one of the signs looking it over.

"Oh how fantastic! The heralds of triumvir are playing! And there is tournament too. What a perfect chance for me to find music, cooks and guards for the party I am planning!"


 
      
DustSpray101
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jul 26 2011, 21:58 PM 

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"Seems a wee bit masterbatory to submit me awesome prowess ta such a tournament... 'en again, I do love a good time!"

Toby remarks and pats his bullet pouch before continuing on.

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Dark
 
PostPosted: Wed, Jul 27 2011, 20:01 PM 

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..*Lila eyes the poster and smirks, rummaging in her bag, murmuring to herself.* "I suppose I'm supplying food.. again."

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wereguy2
 
PostPosted: Thu, Aug 04 2011, 10:46 AM 

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This is in a day and a bit!

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Silent2001
 
PostPosted: Fri, Aug 05 2011, 12:15 PM 

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http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/cus ... ec=59&p0=0

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slkNihilus
 
PostPosted: Fri, Aug 05 2011, 23:05 PM 

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//Happening in little under one hour.


 
      
Nicodemius
 
PostPosted: Sun, Aug 07 2011, 16:55 PM 

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An old man wanders out of the forest with twigs and leaves stuck in his beard and his formerly neat and tidy robe worn to rags... he squints his eyes at the poster before they widen in excitement.

"A battle with cheese? Yes! I will be there!"

He then nibbles on a cracker and completely forgets what it was he was talking about only to notice the poster again.

"A battle with cheese?!? Yes! I will be there!"

He then finishes his cracker and completely forgets what it was he was talking about only to notice the poster again.

"A battle with cheese? Yes! I will be there!"

etc

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