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Janna Ogder
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 9:14 AM 

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James Talon, for Mass Murder!

Talon was observed by hundreds of witnesses all over Amia and Wiltun singlehandedly slaying not less than One-Hundred-thirty-five Paladins and Priests in a short battle in the Amian Forest.


Caution is advised when approaching, for Talon is purportedly a Blackguard Mage Shapeshifting Shadowdancer Bard, with flight capable wings. The reward will be paid by the Cordorian Guard, but only if he's brought back alive and unharmed.

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DolphinRacer
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 9:32 AM 

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A stylized picture of a bull going about well...the natural business of bulls, is scrawled on several of these posters.

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Silent2001
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 11:50 AM 

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One particularly dim and feral looking chultan inspects the notice, licking his lips, before stuffing a notice into his pocket.

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Kudark
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 13:16 PM 

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Crow sees this and compares the writing style to a note he has that was tied to a rock.

"If he would only listen, people do not listen anymore, they simply wait until it is their turn to speak."

He shakes his head and moves on.

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Valve
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 13:40 PM 

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Meche reads the notice at Kampos and laughs loudly.

"Tha' is one 'ell of ah tale!"



//edited to add the location

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PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 13:50 PM 

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Snobbles walks up to the post in Bendir, An eyebrow lifting and shakes his head.

"Load of horse shit is what it is."

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Mengala
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 16:42 PM 

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Mengala reads the poster and wonders why if so many paladins were slain that she too wasn't. She then feels neglected and complains to all around.

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Fierene Havenstar
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 16:45 PM 

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Ava catches sight of a posting and snaps her fingers. "Oh, that reminds me, I need to chat with him about rose lilys."

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PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 21:20 PM 

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*see's the notice in Kampos and laughs out loud then heads off to find James*

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Burningoutbright
 
PostPosted: Fri, Jun 10 2011, 23:54 PM 

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One day, Nevaeh Tarvencia goes for a walk, happening by Bendir Dale and Kampo's on her way to the Salandran Temple and raises her brow. Quite simply, she smirked and took a few down. She spoke with the bartender and Kampo's and left a message for the Mayor of Bendir Dale, both likely correcting of this supposed bounty.

On a separate occasion, some postings in Wiltun go missing.

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DustSpray101
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jun 11 2011, 1:38 AM 

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*In Bendir Dale, a Hin reads the sign, then shifts his goggles, and rereads the sign again before he busts out laughing*

"HA! 'bout time 'em Tallers learned some proper jokes!"

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ZoltanTheRed
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jun 11 2011, 1:44 AM 

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Damian sees this notice and says "There is not a single man or women, elven or human, that is worth this much gold."


 
      
Bobo_Underhill
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jun 11 2011, 8:36 AM 

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Lyle pulls down the posters in Bendir Dale.

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Nicodemius
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jun 12 2011, 17:22 PM 

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Nicodemius crouched with a pained expression in the bushes, horrible sounds eminating from the depths beneath sight. Suddenly he looked around in desperation and spotted a poster. Exclaiming "Aha!" he rips the poster down and makes use of it as any senile old man with a bowel problem would....

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Dieu_Le_Fera
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jun 12 2011, 19:07 PM 

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*a certain wild-elf would read this*

"*removed* it... I'll kill him for free..."

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Bini
 
PostPosted: Mon, Jun 13 2011, 2:57 AM 

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Lilia strolls past a poster, and briefly glances at it. Stopping, she moves closer, and reads the words several times over before covering her mouth with a babyskinned hand.
"Oh James, t-this, this isn't you... This isn't the way to rebirth" Lilia sighs gently, and carefully dislodges the poster, rolling it away someplace secret.

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Janna Ogder
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jun 14 2011, 14:55 PM 

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Another Poster is placed where the previous were:

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The Bounty on James Talon is Rescinded!

It has become apparent that many of the things that were reported about him,
such as the hundred-thirty-five slain paladins and clerics,
were exaggerations!



We are not fooled, James Talon! We will be watching you!

All you need to do is belch without excusing yourself and your head

will leave your shoulders, you foul, foul villain!

Signed,
Major Mockery,
Commander,
Flaming Blades

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Bobo_Underhill
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jun 14 2011, 16:23 PM 

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And Lyle dutifully removes the posters, should they show up in Bendir Dale again.

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Janna Ogder
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jun 14 2011, 17:00 PM 

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The posters are dutifully returned to their previous places when it is discovered that they are missing, with the following addition:

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How are people supposed to believe everything they read if someone assures
they cant read it?

Leave the posters here, James Talon, you villain!

We shall hack at thee, scoundrel!


A laughing man in a white hooded robe might be seen leaving.

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Bobo_Underhill
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jun 14 2011, 21:18 PM 

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Lyle removes the ones in Bendir, but replaces one of them with another one.

Whoring isn't allowed in Bendir Dale, Mr. Talon. It you want attention, get it else where.

-Mayor Torrowfire

An addendum comes up soon after.

Thanks for reminding me I had to process your ban, though. Have a great day.

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