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Janna Ogder
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 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 4:36 AM |
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Joined: 08 Sep 2010
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Seeking male bodyguard who is willing to become a Eunuch upon hire.
Five hundred thousand gold bonus upon hire. 100,000 per month thereafter.
Leave message with Cordorian Messenger Service, Care of Red.
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I hated hipsters before hating them was cool.
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DustSpray101
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 5:03 AM |
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Joined: 27 Jun 2008
Location: Night Vale
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*In the Dale* " 'ike 'ell any Hin'll le' ya jus' take 'eir man'ood!" *Toby exclaims seeing the message* Quote: Dear Red,
Double the double of your offer and you will likely find someone willing to lose their maypole. I sincerely hope breaths aren't being held on such an offer.
~Toby
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Eli Hodgewall <{/,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X
Sven <=={o===========>
Qeelak \ | / ,
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serbiris
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 5:08 AM |
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Player
Joined: 14 Sep 2010
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Someone nails a facsimile of a scroll of regenerate (complete with fake divine mumbo-jumbo) to the above notices in the Dale.
The someone obviously hopes that the implication is clear.
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@Thanatopsis#6293
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danzarfalstaff
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 5:21 AM |
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Joined: 15 May 2010
Location: Oregon Coast
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*stepping off the boat in Cordor the bald portly man examines the notice board. He spies the notice and snatches it off the board and stuffing it inside of his shirt* "Hmm that's alot of coin for something that isn't used anyhow. Cordorian Messenger Service...hmm will have to head there right away."
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Dark Immolation
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 13:45 PM |
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Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: The downeaster "Alexa"
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"...Why not just hire a broad and cut out the middle man? Actually, no cutting would be involved, then..."
_________________  You think Magic is your ally... but you merely adopted the Art. He was born in it. Molded by it.
Sometimes, an angel is simply a devil with better intentions.
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Silent2001
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 13:55 PM |
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Joined: 19 Jun 2007
Location: United Kingdomshire
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I'll do it.
-Gorthod
_________________  <3 MarynWe are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones.
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P Three
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Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 14:23 PM |
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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i'll pay YA that much to take gorthod
with love from every female on amia too
<3 (A heart is drawn here)
Nel Shaji
_________________ Bobo_Underhill wrote: Ley lines, y'all. Just let me go wrangle up my cowboy boots and lasso us up some magic.
Yee-haw! Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of EilistraeeDanika Nefzen: Druid of the EarthmotherDelia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm
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wereguy2
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Posted: Sat, Mar 19 2011, 1:23 AM |
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Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Can I do it too?
~Tarich the Magnificent
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Dark Immolation
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Posted: Sat, Mar 19 2011, 1:29 AM |
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Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: The downeaster "Alexa"
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*Beldor passes the note again and says to himself*
"Anyone who offers his manhood to be cut off didn't have any to begin with."
_________________ You think Magic is your ally... but you merely adopted the Art. He was born in it. Molded by it.
Sometimes, an angel is simply a devil with better intentions.
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MutantMike
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Posted: Sat, Mar 19 2011, 4:56 AM |
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Player
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Location: Northern Ireland
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*Tagnar see's the message a vomits a little in his mouth and swallows hard*
_________________
Garrett - Physician
Tagnar Fenk - Brightaxe with a Greataxe
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ZoltanTheRed
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Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 4:03 AM |
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DM
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Location: USA
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*A man in black knight's armor reads the notice over in cordor, before leaving a note next to the sign with a scoff*
"All men taking this job lack pride and clearly have no manhood to begin with."
Sir Isaac Darkheart
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---Embrace666---
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Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 7:47 AM |
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Player
Joined: 05 Jan 2009
Location: England.
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*from the shadows she spy's on the man in black knight's armor, seeming cyorus of him playing the notice no attention till he leaves, she slips out the shadows and reads his note a smile curling her lips* "Sir Isaac Darkheart" *her silky voice seem to purrr his name, then she slips away*
_________________ Ar’cla Ath’Enavain ~ The innocents of a butterfly.
Shareve Sjachlejir "Shy" ~ Death doesn't stop curiosity.
Enavain ~ Pride of a lioness.
Bal'na Irr'rae
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PuresoulX2
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Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 7:58 AM |
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Player
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Location: Canada
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*A fully plated armored man approachs the sign, and leaves a note* "No true bodyguard would ever take such a contract." - Joss Snyder, Priest of Helm.
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Devlin Faramond - Warrior Priest of Tempus
Aithne Ryrathrak - Red Dragon Disciple, Bronze Dragon Slayer
May'rinna D'vilrath - Underdarker and Noble House Sorceress
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Janna Ogder
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Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 16:30 PM |
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Joined: 08 Sep 2010
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Janna chuckles and writes her own note:
Your opinion has been noted and ignored. Position has been filled.
_________________
I hated hipsters before hating them was cool.
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