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davis114
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 5:21 AM 

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*a small post appears in all surface cities*

After a long and arduous process of testing, Arronax and I have discovered the cause of the less than straight tendencies of the women on Amia. Apparently, both of us being single and active in the same area caused many women to lose the want to ever be with another man, and simply cast their lot in the opposite direction.

We apologize for the inconvenience. Chin up, gentlemen. We're quite sure the effects will one day wear off. Probably.

-Sunny


PS: We suspect we may also be responsible for the desire to mate with non-humanoid species'. Again, we apologize.

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Gers
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 5:58 AM 

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Upon seeing this notice, Jud chuckles, then again restates his theory that it's something in Cordor's water that's responsible.

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Bobo_Underhill
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 6:28 AM 

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Andrew apparently doesn't get the joke.

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P Three
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 7:30 AM 

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Ianthe manages a faint smile, and the requisite derisive snort.

Ana, for her part, dissolves into giggles.

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Gunz
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 8:01 AM 



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On a rushed trip through Cordor, Willow sees the note, smirked for only a second, before running off. It seemed that it wasn't because she didn't find it funny, but because she was in a rush.

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Ghostie_1
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 9:35 AM 

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Unen laughed hysterically.

Lolinus Stormbeard laughed hysterically.

Bagdishnak stared at the note for several long moments before some kind soul elected to read it to him, and he still didn't understand. He walked off, saying "Baggy not think them guys so good looking. After all, Baggy maked private fun naked time with pretty lady in bath house no so long ago. It good time. Baggy make look too good in sexy red armors, all ladies be want make fun time with Baggy." Anyone standing nearby would have to doubt that the pink-clad ogrillion scores very often with ladies of any species.


 
      
Selvec Darkon
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 11:24 AM 

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Xaviera
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 14:54 PM 

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Xaviera grins widely as she reads the note. "Well, thank you, Sunny and Arronax!" she says to nobody in particular and walks off, chuckling to herself.

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Nysor
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 15:43 PM 

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Nysor grins widely as he sees the small note, walking off with a bit more cheer.

Adin blinks a few times, then reminds himself that he needs to get to know arronax better.

Solrend...simply smolders... a small smirk beneath his black mask.

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MadrikVale
 
PostPosted: Thu, May 27 2010, 18:07 PM 

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Madrik reads halfway through the notice, then grumbles behind his helm that he wasted precious seconds in reading something useless.


 
      
Mishy moo
 
PostPosted: Fri, May 28 2010, 14:15 PM 

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Rosalie reads the notice, a smirk hidden beneath her dark helm, sleek black wings folded around her form. She shakes her as she leaves, making a mental note to flick Sunny behind the ear when she sees him next.

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