AMIA ARCHIVE • View topic - (IC) Requesting someone to perform a wedding

*A letter was posted at Wiltun's board*

Gentlemen

My beloved fiancée Ebony Aconitum and I, Amontep, are looking for someone with experience to perform a quick wedding ceremony. If you have skill enough to do It please send us a letter in Wiltun.

Amontep

Fatty's a cleric. Keep it to Bane, dirtbag.
Love,
Katsumi.

She tacks it up and wanders away, humming.

*He looks at her statement and, after a deep sighs, he removes it*

Last edited by Dead on Thu, Jan 07 2010, 5:19 AM, edited 1 time in total.

*someone adds a small text under the Amontep's note*

Pick me, pick me! G.N.

*another letter is tacked up, the hand writing noticeably similar to the mocking notes left at random on Darthion's notices of vengeance*

Aww, that's cute. You really should have Chubby Cheeks do the ceremony! And to make sure its a lasting marriage, he can promise to hunt down the entire race of whichever spouse cheats on the other! That would be so romantic, Tyranny in marriage it almost makes me swoon at the thought. It's almost as cute as the Church of Bane being so desperate and weak they have to conscript the dregs of the Church of Cyric to get any membership! D'awww.

*below the note is another sketch, more detailed, of a ridiculously fat Darthion with small arms and legs in a fancy suit, apparently giving a marriage ceremony to two literally pinheaded figures of a man and a woman, next to the image of Darthion is signed:*

Lord Lard-ton Jigglys, Dread Bumbler of Bane.

DolphinRacer wrote:

*another letter is tacked up, the hand writing noticeably similar to the mocking notes left at random on Darthion's notices of vengeance*

Aww, that's cute. You really should have Chubby Cheeks do the ceremony! And to make sure its a lasting marriage, he can promise to hunt down the entire race of whichever spouse cheats on the other! That would be so romantic, Tyranny in marriage it almost makes me swoon at the thought. It's almost as cute as the Church of Bane being so desperate and weak they have to conscript the dregs of the Church of Cyric to get any membership! D'awww.

*below the note is another sketch, more detailed, of a ridiculously fat Darthion with small arms and legs in a fancy suit, apparently giving a marriage ceremony to two literally pinheaded figures of a man and a woman, next to the image of Darthion is signed:*

Lord Lard-ton Jigglys, Dread Bumbler of Bane.

*Fortunately, someone just happened to observe the posting on the very public board in Wiltun.*

Mr Mago wrote:

DolphinRacer wrote:

*another letter is tacked up, the hand writing noticeably similar to the mocking notes left at random on Darthion's notices of vengeance*

Aww, that's cute. You really should have Chubby Cheeks do the ceremony! And to make sure its a lasting marriage, he can promise to hunt down the entire race of whichever spouse cheats on the other! That would be so romantic, Tyranny in marriage it almost makes me swoon at the thought. It's almost as cute as the Church of Bane being so desperate and weak they have to conscript the dregs of the Church of Cyric to get any membership! D'awww.

*below the note is another sketch, more detailed, of a ridiculously fat Darthion with small arms and legs in a fancy suit, apparently giving a marriage ceremony to two literally pinheaded figures of a man and a woman, next to the image of Darthion is signed:*

Lord Lard-ton Jigglys, Dread Bumbler of Bane.

*Fortunately, someone just happened to observe the posting on the very public board in Wiltun.*

*it would appear to be a tall man in steel plate armor and grey cloak, who shortly after posting it boarded a ship at the docks for Forrstakkr.*

*not knowing either Amontep or Ebony and seeing a non-defaced posting Josalynn writes a reply.*

"Dear sir Amontep and miss Ebony,

My name is Josalynn. I am a priestess of Lliira at the temple of love. Should you desire a wedding blessed by the Lady of Joy, I would be quite happy to perform such a joyous union. I do require three separate meetings prior to the wedding. One with the couple, and a one on one meeting with the bride and groom separately.

In any case I pray for a long lasting, joyous union of the happy couple.

Yours in the spirit of joy,

Josalynn Sweetsong"

ineedanewname wrote:

*not knowing either Amontep or Ebony and seeing a non-defaced posting Josalynn writes a reply.*

"Dear sir Amontep and miss Ebony,

My name is Josalynn. I am a priestess of Lliira at the temple of love. Should you desire a wedding blessed by the Lady of Joy, I would be quite happy to perform such a joyous union. I do require three separate meetings prior to the wedding. One with the couple, and a one on one meeting with the bride and groom separately.

In any case I pray for a long lasting, joyous union of the happy couple.

Yours in the spirit of joy,

Josalynn Sweetsong"

*Amontep and Ebony read Josalyn's note and then they decide to contact him*

*Ebony growls low reading some of the rude notes, but she agreys with amontep, she leans into him thay look a very happy cupel to enyone that passis them*

// just an OOC note .... I am east coast USA so i know there is a big time difference ... if you think it best we can have the meetings here in the forums and just schedule wedding on a weekend ? or we can try and do it all IG and you can just send me a tell when you see me IG. I do spend most of my time in 'A' as that is where the temple of love is hehe

anyways ... just let me know//

*Josalynn smiles to herself as she thinks back on the wedding ceremony solicitation and wonders if she will be contacted or if the couple has found some one else to perform the ceremony*

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