Ladies, lads and roses,

Going for a song, this rare artifact is truly. . .well. . .rare. Heavy banded plate mail that protects the user from the Arcane Magicks of scrolls and lesser Wizards and Sorcerors this Fifth tier armor will be Auctioned off for a song.

You read it hear last ladies and gentlemen, the bravest lyric, the bawdiest poem, the ballsiest ballad, or the brightest composition will endow the winner with this Armor. Only original entries will be considered. Heres your chance to prove that art, is truly worth something.

All bids must be entered within the month.

Regards My Friends
The Golden Skald

//32 SR fullplate. Only original Poems, Stories Songs, Stories or Performance pieces related to the gameworld will be considered. The perform skill is not a requirement. You do not have to be a bard. If you wish to "Perform" in game contact me via PM's.

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I play: Gage le Gris
Socially and recently politically Inept Knight of Xymor

*an entry is posted*

How to Steal a Heart by Asham Dragoran

How to steal a girl's heart is quite simple my friends,
just some words put together is how it all ends.
words of love and passion and rhythm oh yes,
then look at her softly so she wants to caress.
Of sweet sweet sorry or the hearts great fury,
You will have her soon, you need not worry.
Talk of her beauty then go to one knee,
then ask for her hand and start up your plee,
"Will you please have me, for you are so fine,
with your silky brown hair thats ever divine."
There is some luck involved in this matter,
For if she hears this poem, then naught will flatter.
Unless of course you're skilled with rhyme,
For I would swoop in, and take her as mine.


//wrote it myself irl

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Keelah Se'lai