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jameslocke

Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2008, 23:29 PM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

*A prominent flyer is placed outside the Thirsty Marauder in Howness, Forstakkr. Covered in a thin layer of wax to protect it from the harsh elements, it's headed by a brief announcement which is followed by a rather lengthy list.*

Noble and rugged frontiersman! It is with great pleasure that I formally introduce to you the first Amian branch of the widely acclaimed League of Acquisition! As you're no doubt aware, the League is dedicated to the excavation and dissemination of the finest artifacts and relics of the old world. We have a team of trained treasure hunters and archaeologists who work around the clock to secure pieces which are invaluable to any serious person who wishes to venture into the unknown world. I present to you the current offerings League agents have available:

*Ioun Stone of Inescapable Beauty (+2 Charisma)

*Dwarven Waraxe of Blunt Force Trauma (+1d10 Bludgeoning, +4 Enhancement)

*Mage Bane Full Plate (32 Spell Resistance)

*Armbands Deft Execution (+5 Dexterity)

*Lightsbane Leather Armor (+5 AC Drow Leather Armor)

*Kukri of Staggering Penetration (+1d10 Bludgeoning, +4 Enhancement)

*Ring of Transcendent Intellect (+5 Intelligence)

*Handaxe of Unerring Precision (+5 Attack, Keen)

*Mantle of Shifting Images (Displacement Infinite/day)

*A Flawless Shard of Mythal

*A Perfect Shard of Mythal

Please be aware that the League is not motivated by mere gold, and will only relinquish the artifacts it has available for other wondrous and historical pieces. Local currency may come in to play when balancing the value of two items due to be traded, but the primary concern of the League is the appraisal and exchange of powerful relics.

To better clarify the conditions of exchange between intrepid individuals and the shareholders of the League of Acquisitions, we announce the following clarifications:

1. Items offered must be rare and intrinsically valuable in nature. League members are most interested in items which may be considered universally prized by individuals with refined tastes.

2. Those interested in making offers on League property must do so in writing, and must be clear about what they intend to barter. Regrettably, the League secretary does not have time to meet with customers who cannot state what they have to offer.

3. The League is not bound by any particular time frame, so all offers will be weighed carefully before an exchange takes place.

4. The League makes no judgments on the persons in possession of relics, and will trade freely without discrimination.

5. The mission of the League of Acquisition is to move items of supreme quality into the hands of individuals who will benefit from their ownership. The League expects offers to carry the same level of professional courtesy.

With those clarifications made, the League will provide a non comprehensive list of items which are currently being sought for its members. At this time, allegedly "wonderforged" and "surestrike" weapons are not being considered of interest.

-Girdle of Indomitable Strength (+6 Strength)
-Cloak of Beauty (+6 Charisma)
-Mantle of Ethereal Concealment (Greater Sanctuary 1/day)
-Band of Resourceful Reflexes (Improved Evasion)
-Ring of Power (Freedom, Regeneration, 15/- Elemental Resistances)
-Ring of Regeneration (Regeneration +4)
-Fifth Tier Cloak of Fortification (AC and Saves +5)

Spokesman and Secretary,
-Bartleby Farnsworth

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Dark Immolation

Posted: Sat, Aug 16 2008, 6:23 AM

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Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: The downeaster "Alexa"

*A small note is tacked to the bottom of the flyer. It seems magically emblazed upon the paper. In flowing script:*

Interesting. We may need to talk. It could be most. . . enterprising.

*No signature, just the rough image of a serpentine creature under the words*

Sunkin Sheep

Posted: Sat, Aug 16 2008, 6:38 AM

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Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: San Frantastic, California

*A letter via Speedy's National is sent for Bartleby Farnsworth*

Dear Mister Farnsworth,

"I am quite interested in some of the wares you've exhibited on your advertisement in Forrstakkr, if it is not to great a ripple in your schedule, I would like to offer a very unique piece of history in exchange for something of yours. I have not found yet someone I felt responsible enough to wield this sort of instrument but you and your firm may have potential, so I await meeting you. Seek me in Cordor."

-Mynna

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Dakotaen

Posted: Sat, Aug 16 2008, 7:32 AM

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Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Location: Denmark

Mister Farnsworth.

Though all your wares have interest me quite a bit, only two stand out in my eyes, and only one of those two I believe I might be able to trade for. Leave a note here in the Marauder, with a time suiting you for a meeting, and I'll bring my little stack of wonders.

Eir Shaji.

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Zante

Posted: Sat, Aug 16 2008, 8:38 AM

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Joined: 06 Jan 2006

*during one of the visits to the Amian Trader's headquarters, Arin sees the notice and proceeds to write a note to be delivered to Farnsworth*

Mister Farnsworth, I am in the possession of a weapon of some rarity, which may just meet the requirements put forth. I have little use for it myself, and would be willing to trade it for some of your wares. Should you be interested or wish to learn more, do leave a note for me at the Amian Trader's headquarters located in Howness.

Arin Tir'Ein

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jameslocke

Posted: Sat, Aug 16 2008, 11:47 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

[Relocated to original posting.]

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Xaviera

Posted: Sun, Aug 17 2008, 12:40 PM

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Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Location: Temple of Love

Xaviera, hearing garbled rumours of an Ioun stone for sale in distant Forstakkr, actually considers that for once she might be able to afford to bid on something when her mythal crystal auction is resolved. Later that day, speaking to someone in the Market Hall, she learns of the barter requirement and lets loose a barrage of colourful descriptive statements regarding the dubious parentage of the League members, their ability to perform anatomically unlikely acts of autoeroticism, and their probable attraction to various farm animals.

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jameslocke

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 5:06 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

*The original notice has been rewritten and posted in the Thirsty Marauder.*

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soundofastream

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 5:21 AM

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Joined: 21 Sep 2007

*illithira writes*

"I have one piece of rare weaponry (Known as a Halberd of the Sure Strike) I'd be willling to exchange. Being resident on Forrstakkr, it shall not be hard to find you, let Father Snorri know you're about and I'll learn of your prescence on the isle soon after.

Illithira"

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Isolia Oussea'lylth (Sun Elf) Apprentice Wizardess

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jameslocke

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 6:21 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
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Quote:

2. Those interested in making offers on League property must do so in writing, and must be clear about what they intend to barter. Regrettably, the League secretary does not have time to meet with customers who cannot state what they have to offer.

soundofastream

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 8:29 AM

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Joined: 21 Sep 2007

//see above

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Kjetta

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 13:40 PM

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Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Location: A Clean, Well-Lighted Place

Bartleby Farnsworth,

The Mythal Shard you own should render you quite capable of crafting the Tower Shield you request by yourself. The Clerics of Mystra at the Monolith of Mystra will show you how to operate the necessary equipment.

If you wish to express your gratitude for this tidbit of information, please send a fruit basked to the Crafters Department of the Amian Crafter's and Trader's Federation Office in Cordor.

Al'Tustra

//You nOOb, Flawless Mythal + Tower Shield = +5 AC Towershield

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Dakotaen

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 13:48 PM

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Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Location: Denmark

I'll take any of those things in trade for a Light Flail of the Sure Strike kind.

Eir Shaji-Shadowflame.

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jameslocke

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 14:01 PM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

Monsieur Al'Tustra,

While we at the League appreciate your commentary, we are well aware of the potential uses of the mythal shards currently in our possession. That potential is the reason we prefer to keep them on the market. The shield we seek is less valuable to our client base, and so the mythals are kept on hand to serve as bargaining chips for more highly prized relics.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

Quote:

At this time, allegedly "wonderforged" and "surestrike" weapons are not being considered of interest.

//Please read the entire post.

Amadeth

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 14:13 PM

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Joined: 27 Nov 2007

I offer you a Seeking shortbow ( attack bonus: +5, massive criticals: 2d12, mighty: +5 ) and a flawless mythal shard for that perfect mythal of yours.

- Ssath

Athyonn Ursidae

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 14:27 PM

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Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Location: UK

f.a.o. Mr Bartleby Farnsworth

Daer Sir,

I have read your notices with interest and have particularly noted the Handaxe and Armbands you currently posses.
Wether or not the rather unique itme I have in my posession would be of interest to you or not I will leave you to judge, but the details of it are as follows;
Chatterhood
Armor Bonus vs Construct +5 (AC Deflection Modifier)
Armor Bonus +4
Damage Resist Sonic 5 / -
Skill Bonus: Concentration +1

Should this unusual item be of interest to you, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Yours faithfully,

Belladonna, Ranger of the Dale and Coucnil Member of Oakmist

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Psypocalypse

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 21:51 PM

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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Location: South Africa

Dear Mr. Farnsworth

I have in my possession the following items you mentioned as well as other rare artifacts:

-Mantle of Ethereal Concealment (Greater Sanctuary 1/day)
-Ring of Regeneration (Regeneration +4)

The two items above have exceptional value to me, so I may or may not be willing to part with them, depending on your offer.

Regards
Sin Dracor

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Halen_Van

Posted: Thu, Feb 05 2009, 22:16 PM

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Joined: 21 Nov 2005

To whom it may concern.

I have in my possession a shield that dates back to the time of the Dracorage, and is, like many artifacts of that time period, heavily enchanted against dragons. If this relic meets with the standards of your auction, please respond via letter about a time to meet or other criteria of trade.

-Saris Talin-

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MoshingChris

Posted: Fri, Feb 06 2009, 23:38 PM

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Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Location: Down South and Bent Edge

To the League of Aquisitions

I've interest in your stone of inescapable beauty and your Mage Foe Fullplate. As a decisive offer i am willing to trade one ring of Band of Resourceful Reflexes, sought after by near everyone on this cursed isle and a leather of universal resistance to offset the loss of the armor. Please note that this be a one time offer and should it be turned down the ring will be passed onto the one who would recieve the items i wish to trade with you.

In honest faith

The Golden Skald

*A return address is marked on the bottom of the letter*

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jameslocke

Posted: Mon, Feb 09 2009, 3:45 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

*Several replies are sent*

The Golden Skald,

We do have an interest in acquiring the Band of Resourceful Reflexes, though the leather armor is not sought after by any of our clients. We are willing to offer you either the Ioun Stone or the plate armor in exchange, but not both. If you wish to discuss this offer in more detail, a representative would be pleased to meet you in person.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

Signore Talin,

As we currently have no agents who deal with dragons directly, we do not require the shield you offer. However, it has recently come to our attention that some individuals possess shields which can mimic the terrifying rage of a dragon's breath. If you can present one of these shields to the League, we would be most interested in speaking with you. Thank you for your interest.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

Sayyid Dracor,

You have undoubtedly seen the list of relics we offer, so if you wish to meet in person regarding a trade for the cloak and ring you mentioned, we would be pleased to do so. We look forward to your reply.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

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MoshingChris

Posted: Mon, Feb 09 2009, 6:12 AM

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Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Location: Down South and Bent Edge

Mr. Bartelby

Indeed a meeting would prove most oppurtune as i have some lesser items, specific weaponary perhaps, i would trade for some of your lower quality items.

We merely await a reply and suggest the inn of Wiltun as a suitably neutral venue for a meeting of coin.

Until i have spoken with the beneficiary of this trade i cannot promise much though your counter offer does sorely tempt us.

Regards

The Golden Skald

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Psypocalypse

Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 2:13 AM

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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Location: South Africa

Dear Mr. Farnsworth

Thank you for your timely reply. I have an interest in the spell resist plate armour on your list. Should it still be available, I'd be quite happy to meet you in Wiltun for negotiations.

Regards,
Sin Dracor

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Kendera

Posted: Tue, Feb 17 2009, 18:06 PM

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Joined: 04 Jan 2005

*Multiple letters are sent, with one final one arriving requesting an audience with the League to discuss trading. *

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Bloodeh Mareh

Posted: Wed, Feb 18 2009, 14:35 PM

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Joined: 27 Dec 2008

*A letter is received by the league*

To whom it may concern,

I have direct interest in the mantle of shifting images currently in your possession, I have a pair of boots which increase the heartiness of the wearer sixfold that I would be willing to part with in exchange for said cloak. You can reach me in Cordor, via Speedys Delivery Service.

Regards,

Angelica Kennemore

// +6 con booots

gorgometh

Posted: Sat, Mar 07 2009, 6:44 AM

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Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Location: Southeast (USA)

To whom it may concern at the League of Acquisition,

I, Sir Avadon of Wiltun, have recently come into possession of a magical ring whose qualities allow the user unmatched regenerative capabilities. If someone would be so kind as to write to me in reply perchance a meeting may be set up in Wiltun or abroad where a trade may be arranged. I look forward to your response.

*The letter is sealed and stamped at the bottom of the page with the official Wiltun seal signed in eloquent hand.*
Sir Avadon of Wiltun

Uncle-Opustus

Posted: Sat, Mar 07 2009, 8:42 AM

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Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Location: Finland

My left bollock for the axe!

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jameslocke

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 8:13 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

*These fliers have been redistributed in Howness*

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alamut

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 10:24 AM

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Joined: 07 Apr 2009

Mister Farnsworth,

"I am quite interested in some of the wares you've exhibited on your advertisement in Forrstakkr. I'm an archaeologist too and I would like to show your some interesting items you might find appreciate. Is there any possibility we talk in Forrstakkr? Please, send a letter back to Cordor. Bes regards."

-Jackal

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jameslocke

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 10:52 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

*A letter is returned in due time*

Jackal,

Allow me to redirect you to one of the clarifications I made in the announcement:

"2. Those interested in making offers on League property must do so in writing, and must be clear about what they intend to barter. Regrettably, the League secretary does not have time to meet with customers who cannot state what they have to offer."

Thank you,
-Bartleby Farnsworth

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Jes

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 11:03 AM

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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: Camriiole

Bartleby Farnsworth,

Greetings to you! I've an interest in bartering a pair of wondrous gloves suited to a mage in recognizing and casting spells for your 'Mage Bane' full plate armor. If such a transaction is in your interest, please let me know. Though I suppose if it's not, please let me know that, too. Thank you for your time!

Zelly

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jameslocke

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 12:06 PM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

Madame Zelly,

Your offer is intriguing, but I'm afraid we have no immediate use for those gloves. Thank you for your offer.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

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Jes

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 15:43 PM

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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: Camriiole

Bartleby Farnsworth,

Based on the nature of your reply, I humbly suggest that the following condition be changed:

5. The mission of the League of Acquisition is to move items of supreme quality into the hands of individuals who will benefit from their ownership. The League expects offers to carry the same level of professional courtesy.

The entire posting suggests that you are not 'only' interested in the items that you and your colleagues may have use for personally. If such is the case, then you should make mention that offered items will not be accepted if they are not what you are looking for. The phrasing that you present may be misleading. For a man of business, this is no doubt the last thing that you need or want. It comes off as a more open venture, with the wish to supply the people of the isle with the items they may need, when in fact your reply that you have no use for the gloves I offered indicates that you place your own needs first.

I mean no offense in my writing this. I wish only to point out a possible inconsistency, as business is one of my interests. I mean it only as a piece of advice to a colleague.

Respectfully,

Zelly

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alamut

Posted: Tue, Oct 13 2009, 20:08 PM

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Joined: 07 Apr 2009

Mister Farnsworth,

"I have an item that might be useful for yourself: Epic glove of spellcraft. If you have some interesting on it, please send me a letter and let's have a meeting."

-Jackal

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jameslocke

Posted: Wed, Oct 14 2009, 3:27 AM

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Joined: 06 May 2006
Location: Circling the globe in my rocket coffin

Zelly,

Our organization reserves the right to determine which items we consider valuable. We currently have no use for the gloves you offered, nor do we have any active contracts on them for individuals we work with. We operate under the concept of trade which amounts to a beneficial outcome for both parties.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

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Jackal,

We regret to inform you that our organization has no need for the gloves you mentioned. Thank you for your interest.

-Bartleby Farnsworth

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O'Raghailligh

Posted: Wed, Oct 14 2009, 3:56 AM

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Joined: 04 Jan 2009
Location: NZ

To Bartleby Farnsworth

I have interest in your Dwarven Waraxe of Blunt Force Trauma.
For trade, I offer a Flawless Mythal Shard.

signed Kratose Norseman

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