::The following newspaper would find itself spread all over the island and on most public boards, including Bendir Dale, Cordor, Kohl, Fortress Wiltun, Tarkuul, Amia Forest, and Kampos::
Top Stories Tonight Wharftown! A masked bandit has once again made off with several million gold, stolen from residences and adventurers. This modern-day thief-of-legend has left her call-sign, a small lock of red hair, behind! Wharftown authorities were not willing to comment.
News From A Broad Greetings readers, it is I, Viola E, with this months 'News From a Broad.' Up first, why the Grove of course! Two eligible bachelors have been seen lamenting their lack of love while perched upon the bridge in the forest. Dark hair and bright eyes, a couple of hunks! And you know what they say about a man that can swing a sword! Watch out ladies, two new 'lions' are on the prowl!
Travel -Advertisement- Imagine a world where it's always beautiful, where no ball-game is ever called due to rain, and where magic itself hangs in the air. Imagine a world of free-trade, world-famous craftsmen, and thousands of investment opportunities line the streets. A city where you can bring your family, that has the best magical apprenticeship education program in the known world, the highest standard of living,* and the best security possible.
Opinion; Tempus, the God of... whose wars? It is no lie that the local "War Knights" (If they can even be called 'local,' as their castle is far away on Ostland yet the Warlord spends all her time in the Halfling Village) are quite bias, and ineptly led. The current Warlord does, essentially, nothing to keep her position, nothing to train her troops, and everything to remain a social butterfly. The War Knights are soft, as an agency dedicated to the God of War and the Lord of Battle, they manage to do almost none of either. They do not train, do no battles, and have few members of note.
Letters to the Editor I have a young child I am currently caring for, and I am concerned that, with the recent rise of necromancy, she may, herself, learn to become a necromancer, but not the kind that I am. I am afraid she may be unable to discern 'white' from 'black' necromancy, and despite living in the 'Holy City,' I have seen her talking to some folk I would rather not see her speaking with at all. What do I do? Thank you for taking the time to write, Concerned. Remember that children will always, inevitably, choose their own path. As a caretaker, or even a parent, it is your job to steer them onto the path you want, but should they pick another way, it is your job to be supportive and encouraging, whatever that path may be. Who knows? Perhaps they may teach you a thing or two about yourself in the process. In short, encourage her to do as she wishes, not as you wish, and aid her when you can.
Personal Giving away; Bumper-pool table, presently it emits a minor negative energy aura. Talk to Hojo in Tarkuul to claim. Lost Cat; Grey male calico cat, visually distinct as is missing an ear and an eye, and has three legs and uses a small wagon and harness rigging to get around. Responds to "Lucky." Report to Bendir Dale to claim. FOUND; Small white dog. Answers to "Bosco." Found in Tarkuul, it has begun to emit a minor negative energy aura. Come to the Castle to claim. To the sweet little moon-elven girl, To the man who told me there was a "Skeleton" inside me "right now," I apologize for not understanding your joke. It was not until I got home and discussed it with a friend did your humor become clear. I apologize for having a conniption fit in public. Qf7, Mate. I have it again.
Missed Connections To the man I prayed with by the Shrine of Valkur; I will return tomorrow. I wish to see more of you.
Community Events The First Annual Prank War is on in the Dale! Points are awarded for each successful prank preformed against the current Mayor, Rosary! Points will be tabulated by the 15th of next month!
Credits Aaron A. Adoms - Chief Editor *Living includes undeath as a legally defined state of 'living.' Last edited by Der Unter Zwerg on Sun, May 14 2017, 3:17 AM, edited 1 time in total.
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