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"Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it." - Zorak

a message would be left for Xuxa

"You could always just ask your superior. I am somewhat skilled in traps though catching a snake is never easy, especially if you wish to keep it alive. Send me a note through the Wardens barracks and we will work something out. Though I will need more details.

Lt. Forestsong"

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"It is by the holy beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning, it is by Java alone that I set my mind in motion."

A mangy Snow elf encounters the posting in Uhm, and being perplexed by it, he hunkers down the night to contemplate it's meaning. Eventually, after deciding upon something likely far more convoluted then the true message within the letters, he stays another night to produce his masterpiece correspondence:

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus