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GreatPigeon
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 Posted: Thu, Feb 03 2011, 21:15 PM |
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Joined: 04 May 2009
Location: London, UK
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A Kobold can be seen placing up signs around the various surface cities.
XARZITH NEED BOOKS
Xarzith need books, any books.
Red book,
Blue book,
Big book,
All books!
I looks for books. You has extra books? You tells Xarzith! I take!
Lookings all rare books.
If Xarzith get hims enough books, him give masters!
Master not eat Xarzith!
Great Xarzith want to live!
Him do!
Him do!
-signed XARZITH
_________________ The Peacock wrote: [GreatPigeon] is better than me. Uncle-Opustus wrote: Just before I fall asleep, I like to pretend it's just a public feat so Pigeon can succeed in politics and save the world from poverty... with his unicorn and shining armour and Excalibur.
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Mobile_Svensk
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Posted: Mon, Feb 07 2011, 13:02 PM |
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Location: Awarded most Confused Git of 2014!
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Several letters dimp in the following days, piling up in a neat pile somewhere probably. They all come from different people and races, each with their own little list of contributions to the author 'Xarzith'. There's magical books about freedom, Strange epidomies of adventure granting the most vigorous feeling, there's dreadful stories of doom, too.
Here's a few examples.Sneaker's guide to Sneak; A journal of a ranger in the wilds. Learn how to 'Camouflage yourself'
The little pesky child; He was caught eavesdropping for the last time. They suspected 'amplified' hearing.
The nature of faith; A complete set of blessings from Loviatar, Alongside very exotic instructions. You're sure to get more 'Flexible' by reading this
Do you know what grinds my gears?; How to; and how not to, Oil a windmill. Talk about 'greasy' tales
Codex of Combustion; Read with caution and far away from flammable objects and creatures.
A poem of Love, hate and Anquish; Readers beware. This book is said to be 'Cursed'
Vrulo's wonderful tome of clarity and defence; The 101 ways a psychic 'Blocks his mind'
Hin Farm; How to party 'lightly' and recover the day after.
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Mobile_Svensk
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Posted: Mon, Feb 07 2011, 13:14 PM |
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Location: Awarded most Confused Git of 2014!
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More letters, More titles of more books. This time of the more ...Shady nature. There's a few letters describing books that shouldn't have been written, at all. -Ever-. Some with a questionable intention, and some which are plain dumb. Yet the letters dimp in to the Kobold, each foretelling of new weird titles and strange areas of research of expertise.
The letters containing the titles of the more 'Questionable books' are all signed with -GK-. Here's more examplesA diary of Diarrhoea A novel Describing the Five Ten-days of Diarrhoea the author had, complete with smell specimens and pictures
Discipline of the Disliked How to endure other people disliking you for what you are doing, be it for salted muffins or plain murder
Decaffeinated Coffee...The How-To Guide A tiger without stripes, a lark without song, your mom without a “date” on Saturday night. See also non-alcoholic beer. Strangely, These seem Familiar somehow.
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wereguy2
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Posted: Tue, Feb 08 2011, 5:45 AM |
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Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Buy my book! Only 5,000 coins!
~Tarich Swift
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