Please note that this book is only to be read for ic purposes if Thimblepot has chosen your home and has icly left his guidebook around to be read. This book is rare and only one copy exists and it belongs to Amia's resident Brownie.

Guidebook to House Brownie Rules and Etiquette

Congratulations, You have been chosen!

You have met the high moral standard of a House Brownie and he has chosen to live with you in your home. Such an honour is not to be taken lightly. This Brownie has taken the time to write this little guidebook for the inexperienced who are unfamiliar with the Traditions and Etiquettes needed to keep your House Brownie happy and content to stay within your household.

A few simple facts to keep your House Brownie content:

1. House Brownies will avoid getting involved in family lives or relationships by whatever means possible. Do not attempt to treat him like a member of the family!

2. Do not worry about your household pets or animal companions when a House Brownie is discovered. Brownies are loving creatures who have a mystical repore with and can speak to animals, he will help feed and look after them.

3. Most Brownie's have skills at Harvesting Wild Fruit, Gleaning Grain from Farms, Baking, Carpentry, Milking Cows, Leather Working, Gardening, Orcharding, Tailoring and Scribing, they offer these services willingly and without charge.

4. DO NOT offer clothing, gifts or payment to your House Brownie! This is deeply offensive and your House Brownie will abandon your home if you insist on repaying him for his chores.

5. A House Brownie likes to perform most chores at night, safe from curious eyes and so not to be disturbed.

6. Brownies always perform their service in exchange for what they take, all they ask in exchange is a little milk, bread and occasional bit of fruit to survive on.

7. Etiquette demands NO NOTICE be taken of him whatsoever! If residents or guests boast about his presence, the house brownie will be frightened away and vanish.

8. Do not bring any Cold Iron Ore, Ingot or Metal into a chosen household. Such Metal is deadly to a Brownie and the death of a House Brownie under your roof is a serious offense to the Seelie Court.

9. If an intruder enters your household, your House Brownie cannot physically engage it, but he will make enough noise to awaken the household or alert the guard dogs or sentries.

Follow the Nine guidelines and your House Brownie will remain happy and pleased. Congratulations on being chosen, may your household thrive and prosper under the keep of the Artisan of the Court!

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Active Characters:

- Thimblepot (Amia's Resident Brownie)
- Greta Sólveig (Barbarian raised by Dwarves)