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| Author: | Lutra [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 3:11 AM ] |
| Post subject: | [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
*The following unsigned posters can be seen hanging around the Amian settlements.* Quote: Dear folks of the island of Amia!
The greatest artists of the island are presenting a fabulous and revealing Calendar for the year 1385! The Ladies of the Oakmist vale are now revealing their true and wild nature! A catdruid queen, A fey, a wolf, a fluffy and other beauties! The Ladies of the fair folk are presenting their unmatched beauty! A Captain and the Councilor will provide exclusive angles! A former councilor who who provides exclusive insight on how did she regain the colors of the summer! The Ladies of Kohlingen will now provide a new meaning of a helping hand and transparency! Who wouldn't want to see the beauty under the conservative looks! Past and present Lady Warlords of the War Knights are now revealing the avant-garde removal of various armor types! Practical and luring at the same time! The Mayor of Bendir Dale will show what else is pink! In the grim lands of Ruathym a Lady lets us play with flames and shadows! An admiral will finally abandon her shorts! A Lady of a wolf house will show how pale and nimble she is! Other blondie, red and ginger servants will reveal the virtues of the northwomen! In Wharftown a shamaness will offer us more than just spiritual insight! A blondie warrior will show us how she looks when she is not mysterious! Shady, wild and dangerous. Iim'mur'ss will now provide insight to her mysterious beauty. One drow is more than enough but two is even better. Phrae and Tana are now inviting us to see the true nature of the drow. Preorder now and bring these beauties to your home! Leave word in any of the inns for the name "Calendar 1385". It is convenient just to make your life easier! |
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| Author: | Elyon [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 3:53 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
The Halfling Mayor wanders over to a poster found in Bendir. "Wait wha- What else is pink? No... It's not /that/ is it?" she furrows a brow before pinning an order at the Hin Inn! |
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| Author: | SamTheGiantSlayer [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 4:04 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
The fiery ginger imp of Ruathym and the Wolf House wanders into Kampo's, tossing a bag or two of coin onto the countertop in exchange for a few tall shots of whiskey. A particular notice captivates her as she spots it from the corner of her eye, steadily lowering the glass with a mutter and a cuss. "That fuckin' bastard." A third pile of coin is shoved onto the table, enough to cover the cost of a pre-order. |
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| Author: | CrazyCatLady [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 4:18 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Rania, spotting the notice, would laugh like all hells and shake her head. She could be heard to exclaim as she patted her rounded tummy, "For feck's sake...I'm actually happy for the reminder that I didn't always waddle like this and that I could at one time see my damned feet! I'll buy a copy" Her coppers placed down to cover the price for two copies (one for her and one for a certain Thane to hang in his laboratory), she heads back to the tower, still laughing. An order Quote: Calendar 1385
LADY RANIA SHADOWFLAME |
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| Author: | Richard_Edmund [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 4:21 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Put some handsome men into the calendar and I'll order one. - Elwyn |
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| Author: | Nidaresil [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 4:24 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
A notice is left in the Nomad. |
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| Author: | rafaelmacgyver [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 12:53 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
A Copper Disciple Halfling spots one of these notices then spends a long time in front of it laughing like crazy before moving on still laughing a bit cleaning some tears from his laughter. |
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| Author: | Jes [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 14:25 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
In Kohlingen, a lady drow frowns when she sees this notice. For now, though, she leaves it alone. Perhaps she hopes whoever put them up didn't actually do what it says. She does, however, alert the Temple and the Keep to its presence, to watch for such a "revealing" calendar being disbursed. |
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| Author: | Terallis [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 17:13 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Any notices in Wharftown would be removed. |
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| Author: | Kudark [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 19:20 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Upon seeing the notice, a certain ranger that may have a visible Oakmist badge, smirks and says to no one in particular, though someone may have heard him "If my wife is even mentioned in this calendar, Glendil will die very slowly." |
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| Author: | Pinkhaml86 [ Fri, Dec 30 2016, 21:14 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
A lumbering man would see the notices and laugh heartily. Putting his name down with enough coin to purchase a stacknockin "These are going everywhere" he says as he signs up Quote: Andre'us Larson
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| Author: | MazeOfThorns [ Sat, Dec 31 2016, 16:53 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
And another surfacer announcement is taken by that hooded, silver tattooed drow, Rith'tar. |
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| Author: | PassionateShadow [ Sat, Dec 31 2016, 21:28 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
An order for 50 is left at the Nomad. |
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| Author: | Amarice-Elaraliel [ Tue, Jan 03 2017, 21:34 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
*a small note is left beneath the original ones* For anyone who buys these: For a donation of at least 100 gold to any orphanage of your choice, I will sign the picture of my lovely behind for you. Malandria aka the catdruid queen |
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| Author: | Commie [ Wed, Jan 04 2017, 0:58 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
*tacked on and unsigned* You'd sign a picture of your butt for 100 coins? How much to cut out the picture, and just have a butt signed? |
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| Author: | Amarice-Elaraliel [ Wed, Jan 04 2017, 1:05 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
*only at Kampo's, as she was just walking by there anyways* Depends highly on whose butt I am signing. Malandria |
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| Author: | rafaelmacgyver [ Wed, Jan 04 2017, 13:50 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
On several places people can be seen talking to themselves then placing Orders for the 1385's Calendar: On Cordor: "Hmmm... That can help me with my poking techniques.." Adela Griffonheart On Bendir: "Hah the mystery wont be a mystery anymore!" Wilfire Strongfeet On Kohlingen: " *giggles* Why not! Can be fun! " Emilly MacMillan On Kampos: "Elwyn and Pie will hit my head hard for it... uhh..Greta too.. but why not... Surely it will be fun to pick on them" Hallvardr Erikson |
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| Author: | slkNihilus [ Wed, Jan 04 2017, 14:25 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Another drow of Kohlingen stops to read the notice, though she looks more amused by the idea than in any way concerned. At a later time, the drow woman can be seen in Wiltun, leaving a reply with enough coin to cover fifty orders: |
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| Author: | Lutra [ Thu, Jan 05 2017, 3:15 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
So far there is no response to the orders and nobody took the money that the potential buyers placed. In fact there is no response at all, but one day the notices can be refreshed and updated! |
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| Author: | Malkav [ Fri, Jan 06 2017, 22:59 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
Somewhere unknown a violet-eyed man in brown twitches. |
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| Author: | Alaria- [ Sat, Jan 07 2017, 0:26 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
In Bendir Dale, A winged elf spotted the notice! She touched the piece of paper gently as it conveyed its message to her. Afterwards looking rather disappointed, Lyraesel sighed softly and penned a brief reply. More half-cousins please! Then appearing rather hopeful, she pinned her reply on to the notice, perhaps hoping the original writer would notice! She then went on her way without actually placing an order. |
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| Author: | Rigela [ Sat, Jan 07 2017, 2:16 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [Amian settlements] Calendar for 1385! |
In Kohlingen Dont tolerate shoddy work. Seek out a real artist! Like me. If you wish a nude (or not) portrait of someone, I can provide work of actual quality. You all deserve better. Also, if you want to see a drow naked, just ask one of them. - Phrae Ta'far. |
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