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Author:  H.Sloth [ Sat, Jul 04 2015, 0:21 AM ]
Post subject:  [LOC Within] Advertisement
The following advertisements are posted in public places all around the region. In particular they are found near the carts of Bendir Dale, Wharftown, and Cordor North. They are on the public notice boards in Cordor East, South, and Central, the Festival Grounds, the Nomad, Lowland's Delta, Endir's Point, Shadowscape, Tarkuul, and Zanshibon.

If anyone was present to see the individual who hung the posters, they seemed to be utilizing invisibility and wore full plate, cloak, and helmet in the colors of black and silver.

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Author:  LibrisMortis_666 [ Sat, Jul 04 2015, 1:19 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
Walking past the advertisement in Shadowscape a clad figure stops and reads it. A small chuckle he rips the advertisement down and crumbles it, stowing it away in his bag. Those around to witness would've heard the clad figure saying, "Oh, I got a good chuckle out of that."
Author:  Dunecat [ Sat, Jul 04 2015, 8:17 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
Any and all advertisements found at Endir's Point have been summarily vandalized overnight:

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Author:  H.Sloth [ Sat, Jul 04 2015, 20:50 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
The rounds are made once again. Any missing or damaged posters are replaced by the same armor clad figure. A new location is utilized, and the Lowlands Delta receives its very own advertisement.
Author:  LetumLux [ Thu, Jul 09 2015, 2:57 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
Should any of these make it up into the remote monastery in the Skull Crags on some ambitious advertisement campaing - for it was a public place, after all! - any poster put there is relocated to where it is still visible to someone who might be wandering about and go to read it, but it is put out of a thoroughfare where people residing there would not have to see it every time they came and went.

... Otherwise, if no one came to tempt those having possibly taken vows of this or that, life continued peacefully there, perhaps blissfully unaware of debacherous acts of consumption on Planes far away.
Author:  NinjaClarinet [ Thu, Jul 09 2015, 3:35 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
In Wharftown, a poster is tagged with a note, on imposingly official looking stationery.

As a public health announcement, The Hands of Ieriyn strongly advise the populace -against- utilizing the services of demonic whorehouses in the Lower Planes. Side effects include, in no particular order:

Dehydration
Allergy to succubus dander
Eternal Damnation
Eternal Thralldom
Extreme Torture to facilitate the extraction of Liquid Pain
Hair loss
Depression
Necromantic loss of Vital Essence
Growths, Cysts (necromantic or otherwise), tumors, or keratinous protrusions.
Transmutation to a primeval larval form.
Exposure to Abyssal variants of commonly known venereal diseases (these are nasty, folks, trust me)
Death (By flaying, dismemberment, soul extraction, decapitation, predation, atmospheric toxicity, among others)

If you or someone you know has been exposed to Demonic Whorehouses, please see Seldak immediately for examination and a stern lecture.

~Lieutenant Everguard
Author:  Elorathall [ Thu, Jul 09 2015, 6:05 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: [LOC Within] Advertisement
NinjaClarinet wrote:

Exposure to Abyssal variants of commonly known venereal diseases (these are nasty, folks, trust me)

(...)

~Lieutenant Everguard


He knows.
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