"Pay these signs importance, Ladies and gentlemen, for what I am to divulge are two threats the isles will face. Two powerful evil artifacts have fallen in the hands of people that will abuse them for sinister purpose.

The first of these is now in the hand of a hobo adventurer by the name of Othar. He drinks urine, smells horrible, has magical grappling lines that can get him wherever he wants, and knows how to fight. Yesterday, he has found an goblet that renders whichever ladies (women) that drink from it madly in love with the one who offered the drink. No woman should wish to become a slave, but if such exists, then she would surely not want to end up part of a harem led by this man, magically charmed and deprived of her own free will!

The second item found is a ring that makes stealing easy.. and at a distance! When worn, the ring will allow its user to pull items to the ring, effectively stealing these items. It was found along a helmet that made recording memories impossible to the one wearing it (so savage and dishonorable acts could be performed on such a person without them remembering), but if the helmet was destroyed, the ring however fell in the wrong hands. A kobold by the name of Ais took the ring, and refused to destroy it, nor to even have it been rolled between the ones present. His greedy reaction to the ring, and him showing that he wants that ring to cause trouble is reason enough to want this ring hunted down, and destroyed. The kobold categorically refuses to part with the ring, and wishes to use it (not hide it). He is to be considered dangerous and so is the artifact (item which MUST be destroyed).

Protect your valuable items, protect your wives, protect your daughters, and make sure these items are removed from existence and their owners convinced to do the right thing and destroy these items for good.

*Signed*
Lavim Marcheloin, of Luiren

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Character Name: Hanamori Saya
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The notice at Kampo's decides to fly away after certain copperkin. Soon after, it is replaced by another that simply says:

Since when do we have paladins between the hins?

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Womans in your town

*scribbled below in a spiky hand*

Like mould, they get everywhere berk!

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Jys'zyne Do'larn

Man, this account is over 10 years old. Where do I get my old man beard?