*The following poster is nailed to a simple wooden sign and is seen in Cordor North simply leaning against a sturdy stick which has been poked into the ground. It's not seen all the time or even every day but from time to time it might be noted by passersby. A hobgoblin can sometimes be seen setting the sign out or taking it back up. At those times he can be seen to be wearing a red full length apron that, judging from the mottled pattern of splotches and faded fringe was once entirely white.*

Grand Opening!
Malf, a butcher of prime meats suitable for your dinner plate, has opened shop for business. I can butcher meat from beasts both mundane and exotic. Need to have a snow leapard boned and delivered in cutlets? Call Malf. Got a hankering for Yeti steaks or a simple beef brisket? Call Malf. Troublesome hound next door keeping you up at night baying? Call Malf. Get your fill of chops, steaks, loins, shoulder, drumstick, white meat or dark at Malf's. No beast is too gristly, stringy, or fatty to fail to yield a fine cut of meat to Malf's skill with a butchers blade. Bring me your animal (or an entire herd!) and he (or they!) shall be served.........on a plate at tomorrow's dinner ( or banquet!). Technique is key to getting the best cut and the best cut yields the finest flavor. See the skilled Malf for all your butchering needs. I keep all my blades hair-splitting sharp for quick and accurate work. Competitive pricing. No customers turned away. Malf's Butchering Service does not discriminate on the basis of, well, anything. If you have meat that needs butchering you'll get service. Please visit us at the butchers block on the outskirts of Cordor near the brewery.

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Tark Hammerfeast - Immovable Object
True Greenspan - Bendir's Boy Wonder

*signs are refreshed and a new addition is noted in bright garish orange*

Now serving Bacon Omelettes for a hearty breakfast for all the hard working folk of Cordor and the surrounding areas. Bacon makes you smart, strong, and desirable to the opposite sex. Get yours today!

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Tark Hammerfeast - Immovable Object
True Greenspan - Bendir's Boy Wonder

*a note was added to the sign*

I shall pay you a visit in the coming days. In the mean time, sir Malf, please prepare a stack of ten Bacon Omelettes. The less questions asked, the better.

-Nerca

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Inactive as of November 28, 2013