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Spirit of Rock
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 Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2013, 20:05 PM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Location: England
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Scrawled on various pieces of paper that look suspiciously like pages from old books, some of which are singed around the edges or are in possession of other questionable stains, is a block of enthusiastic text.
ADVENTERERS, BILDERS, MEN & WOMEN & DWARFS, GNOMES, HALFLINGS, ELVES PEOPLE OF CORDOR AND AMIA IN GENERALE
Do YOU have a Thinge that Needs Fixing??
Need an Inventive Solution to tackle a Big Problem??
Wheather it be in Constructions, Combat or Clocks other Crafts...
LOOK NO FURTHUR THE SOLUTION IS HERE!!
Fine Gnomishe Inventureer Rauer Dalven invites You to Proffer your Problems. Machines & magic combine to Create Untold Wonders to make your Lives much more Profitable and Pleasurable!
Send Worde Now and enjoy Wondrus New Inventions Personalised for You!!!
Satisfaction Guaranteed! (1)
By Employing Mr Dalven you are Hereby Acceptinge the Following Terms which May be Amended and/or Added to At Any Tyme
1. satisfaction varies from customer to customer
2. No Refunds
3. damage to personal property and/or health is the responsibility of the customer, no blame can he placed on Mr. R. Dalven
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Gers
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Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2013, 21:22 PM |
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Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Location: Kentucky, USA
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On passing through Kohlingen, Jud can be seen reading this message and slowly shaking his head.
"Looks like an escapee from Forky is about."
_________________  Named Most Influential Character, Amia Awards 2011
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