The following is daintily written upon a piece of rather brittle, and rather pale paper:

As a work oriented woman, I have found myself unable to fulfill the social obligation to engage in pair-bonding. Due to the rapidly approaching nature of my one-and-a-half score year, I have decided to fling my fate to the stars in order to encounter that special someone who will be able to compliment my unique nature.

I am five feet, ten inches, and of a rather buxom build. My hairstyle of choice is a scarlet bob, and will remain as such. Peculiarities include a lack of irises or pupils, as well as a rather comely tail sprouting at a gentle angle from my lower back.

Gender is transitory, though I do ask that any applicants meet the following criteria:

1. Be capable of holding an intelligent conversation
2. Be capable of maintaining one's composure whilst in the presence of large, unsavory beings
3. Possess a moderate to high disposition towards lawfulness; any chaotic individuals will be rejected upon discovery

Leave your correspondences below, please.

Lastly, I would ask that no elves inquire.

Regards, M.J.

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus

*Noting the Post a figure in green armor would stop, look over it thoughtfully. After a while she would snag a small stone bottle with a cork in it out of a bag, pop the cork with a claw, then dip the claw into the ink and wrote in a careful neat hand under the Posted Note*

Miss M.J.,

I meet the criteria you have posted an interest in and exceed them in some instances. I would reply with this: What would you offer to compensate for my time as a companion?

Leave note here or send word to the Long and Short Inn, labeled in care of Claxis.


~Claxis

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~Siggy by TheGoddessofAmazing!~
"...If your aren't getting what you want, suck harder.." (Hookah Tip # 35)
~ Twackalope ~

The primary compensation would lay in the fact that as my bonded partner, one would possess a great deal of influence over myself. As I do hold a number of somewhat weighty positions within certain organizations, the bonded partner would naturally gain power by extension.

Regards, M.J.

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus

* a reply is sent*

Power is well enough. Does that power come with coin? And what exactly does one have to do once they are "bonded"?

~Claxis

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~Siggy by TheGoddessofAmazing!~
"...If your aren't getting what you want, suck harder.." (Hookah Tip # 35)
~ Twackalope ~

a carefully penned letter is handed to the guardians of Tarkulls gates...

Dear Miss M.J.,

I humbly submit myself as a candidate. I fill and generally exceed the criteria you have outlined and feel that the 'bonding' you mention would be mutually benificial,

regards,

J.I.

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Jess Incognto:- F.L.A.G. Hag
Will Forrest:- Ranger Danger

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Andrew Fryar: Cordor's Folk Hero
Bobrin: Eccentric Avenging Executioner
Lyle Torrowfire: Retired badass
Marigold Cobcruncher: Perceptive Priestess

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~Draco Bloodcloak~ In the mind of a tielfing
~Xanhorn Dragonsbane~

To the initial posting, a small, discreet change is made.

As well, a response is left to J.I.'s submission

Excellent. I am very much looking forward to meeting you in person, and determining whether we are compatible beyond simple criteria.

Regards, M.J.

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus

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~Sharess on AmiaWiki~
Priestess, politician, prostitute
"[They] were moving in on me like Sharessans on a new broad in the bath house" - Tracer Bolt
AmiaWiki mod (mostly inactive)

*A letter is left in Infernal, a neat and practiced hand*
Lady M.J.
While I do not seek to mate with you companionship could prove mutually beneficial, I answer your criteria and proud myself in my ability for the first one.
I would very much like to meet you and perhaps form a friendship of sorts.
V.Z

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haddyDrow

In response to the newest reply, Mania leaves a letter scrawled with intermingling greater, and lesser infernal. The latter makes up the bulk of the message however:

Lusty bedding was not among the criteria, was it? I thought not. At any rate, I find your command of diabolic script most refreshing. The want for a meeting is quite mutual.

Regards, Mania J.

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus

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feel the blood gushing from your anusfeel the blood gushing from your anus