Hail I am General Vince Rowe,
This message is in regards to your shrine and a criminal of war that is lurking within your flock

During a recent training exercise on wilderness survival I instructed my men to hunt deer and game in the Amia forest for sport and food in a jolly good show of Valor and skill!
However those farkin kobold fondling druids showed up and landed an unchilverous surprise attack against my band of merry men

Well worry naught my fine sirs, those unchilverous bastards may have gotten the jump on General Vince Rowe and his men but we outclassed them both in Valor and in combat prowess and we fell the sodding gits in a show of true Chivalry and Valor!

During the battle we captured a POW a kobold of unknown name, the kobold unlawfully escaped our clutches on its way to a detention and rehabilitation centre and we took charge after it, the git made its way to your shine and declared sanctuary and had the ghaul to tell us to sod off!

We then got approached by an unknown woman wielding (yes wielding) the most uncompromising golem I ever set my eye upon! She informed us that she was a figure of authority at the shrine so we asked for the immediate extradition of the War Criminal who unlawfully escaped capture without even asking!
But the worst is yet to come kind sirs! She had the sheer cheek to tell us that Valor does nay exist and that she does not give a flipping flying fark about the ways of Chivalry... This made me and my men feel...

Ashamed
Beaten down
Cut down
Criticized
Dehumanized
Disrespected
Embarrassed
Humiliated
Inferior
Insulted
Invalidated
Labeled
Lectured to
Mocked
Offended
Put down
Resentful
Ridiculed
Stereotyped
Teased
Underestimated
Worthless
Bossed around
Controlled
Imposed upon
Imprisoned
Inhibited
Invaded
Forced
Manipulated
Obligated
Over-controlled
Over-ruled
Powerless
Pressured
Restricted
Suffocated
Trapped
Abandoned
Alone
Brushed off
Confused
Disapproved of
Discouraged
Ignored
Insignificant
Invisible
Left out
Lonely
Misunderstood
Neglected
Rejected
Uncared about
Unheard
Unknown
Unimportant
Uninformed
Unloved
Unsupported
Unwanted
Accused
Blamed
Cheated
Disbelieved
Falsely accused
Guilt-tripped
Interrogated
Judged
Lied about
Lied to
Misled
Punished
Robbed
Abused
Afraid
Attacked
Defensive
Frightened
Insecure
Intimidated
Over-protected
Scared
Terrified
Threatened
Under-protected
Unsafe
Violated
Cynical
Guarded
Skeptical
Suspicious
Untrusted
Untrusting..

In the above order nay less!

In summary I would like to request the paperwork to apply for the extradition of the Kobold in question and a formal letter of apology from the unknown woman and a fruit basket would nay go amiss

Yours Truly

General Vince Rowe

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"The world takes and takes, even things that aren't offered. Finally, it gave us something back; I wish he was here to share it with me."

A response is posted wherever the original message was placed:

"General" Rowe:

You ignored the druids' laws on their own land, and proceeded to lure them into a trapped area, clearly set up with the intent to murder them. That makes you nothing more than a honorless, lying bandit. Vith'dos.

Sincerely,
~ The Shrine

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Named Most Influential Character, Amia Awards 2011