Need help sneaking into city you be banned from? Want someone be spied on?

Place letter in bushes outside Brokentooth Cave with name and city and I come find you. Price of labour depend upon difficulty of contract.

Will not accept contract from Winya, Kohlingen or Brogendenstein.

Goblins and pretty ladies get discount!!

No assassination contract accepted!

[[Make sure you get a DM before hiring me to help sneak into cities.]]

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Oh, whoops! Oh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

*Nysor would be sure to take one or two of the stupidly scattered notes into Cordor as he makes his way to the city, handing it off to the first available guard*

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Nysor Shorshanis: A squirrel in his own right
Solrend Inignus: The Kossuthian cleric who is "hot, but not in that way"
Adin Twitterleaf: Crazy elven trickster.
Isaac Kley: Young gimp of a sorcerer.

Crow stuffs a note that was handed personally to him by...a goblin, only minutes after his banishment from Cordor.

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In an attempt to smoke people off his trail, he writes some more flyers, this time they are written in Elven. If inquired about said notes, the author of them would lie and deny they wrote them.

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Oh, whoops! Oh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.