Where daily means whenever we can think of something interesting.


Good day, or evening fellow, readers of this established community pamphlet. Today we shall cover the topic of interspecies and interracial communication and traditions to help YOU, that is you the reader, to understand the species better than ever before! *

* The Xianxicotl Daly is not held responsible for any sort of damage, mental or physical, you will be struck with when talking/touching or otherwise interacting with a member of other species

Humans:
A vast and well formed wave of fascinating faces. Their personalities are as vast as their their heritage, meaning that a lot of them have no idea where they come from.

Huggable Rating: 6 out of 10.
Treachery Rating: 5 out of 10.


The Authors advice: See, Seduce and seclude. Rinse and repeat as necessary. There are far to many of them and if it was for naming the various races I'd have called them Bunny People for that is what they are! They are like bunnies, just bigger and with vaster tracts of lands. And not as fluffy. But still very interesting.



Elves:
Delicate, nimble, graceful, stuck up and feminine. That sums up so many of these fine elves that it is hard to conclude if the elf you are talking to is a lad or a lass. Inquiring is most often met with disdain and trying to find it out first hand with worse.


Huggable Rating: 7 out of 10.
Treachery Rating: 4 out of 10.

The Authors Advice: If they were any more kinky would they be great fun, but alas many are stuck in their old ways. They still look good in leather armor though.

Drow:
The very opposite of the fair and delicate elves. They also have far more sultry tastes and are far more devious in their ways, plus they have a certain love for Spiders and whips.


Huggable Rating: 8 out of 10.
Treachery Rating:9 out of 10. 1 out of 10. *

The Authors Adive: Their leather armors are far superior to the normal elven leather armor, plus it has this sleep black look which makes everyone swoon, so get one when you have the chance to! But be careful for their price can be quite high.
* Do it! The Author dares you!


Aasimar: The divinely touched race, not in a bad way touched mind you, but their grace is only comparable to the elves and even then they often shine brighter. Yet their ego is very often the same and they are equally stuck up.


Huggable Rating: 9 out of 10.
Treachery Rating: 3 out of 10.

The author's advice: Hug them and make them squee. It is a most pleasurable experience, if you can still talk about it afterwards that is. But it is most definitely worth it.


Tieflings: The most vile and disturbing the most attractive and fascinating race of them all! Everyone hates loves Tieflings and they are just all misunderstood poor creatures that want a chance to tie you upredeem themself.


Huggable Rating: 8 out of 10.
Treachery Rating: 10 out of 10.

The author's advice: Have you hugged a tiefling today? No. Then you better get to it! Also pay attention to their tails and horns. The things you heard about what they do with the tails? They are all true and pale in comparison to what can be done and is done with them in fact!


Kobolds/Goblins: Do not pick up this pamphlet! use it to wipe up the poop you leave behind. Yes. I mean that one! Exactly! I am a mindreading piece of paper! Now remove what you have done!


Huggable Rating: 7 out of 10.
Treachery Rating: 7 out of 10.

The Author's advice: Don't read this! Keep cleaning! For the rest. Hugging them is fun, if you can avoid the sharp teeth and claws while they struggle to break free.



And this was it folks! One last important message to all you long term readers, the Queen of Mamaria is supposedly in town and she is searching for people who would join her for some talk about how to expand her already vast tracts of land.

No one knows who this secret beauty is but all my sources conclude that she must be very beautiful.

Sincerely

The Xianxicotl Daily's Author



As always is the panphlet signed with the crude drawing of a horned Tiefling giving the viewer the evil eye.

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"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong."
"I think we are the only group where AD&D stands for Attention Deficit Disorder."

*Ascalon reads it and finds it all fun and games until he sees Kobolds lumped together with goblins... Out of boredom, he purposefully takes a poop in the middle of the one he came across, folds the pamphlet around it, and takes it just outside the Bucktooth cave where he promptly lights the bag on fire and tosses a rock into the entrance in the hopes a silly goblin will come stomp the flaming poop bag out.*

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