*The message is heavily dispersed through Cordor, and placed in many other goodly cities, though a bit more sparsely. The writing is thick, though easily legible.*

Be warned if ye be traveling. Road side assaults night Cordor, and other places be on tha' rise.

Tha' Eternal order of Lord Kelemvor do need ta be stopped. Tha Chapter o' tha Martyr-Saint. Dey be led by one goin by tha' name o' Inquisitor Bensbennard.

I sat 'ere an watched as they ruthlessly questioned an tried to force some poor humie inta admittin tha' he summoned tha' undead. Letting all means o' monsters run by, kobolds and such. Then dey started harrassin poor little hins.

They 'en came at me. I be as polite as I feel I needed ta be. Dey started askin me questions tha' 'ad naught ta' do wit tha' undead. Then started in bout 'em.

Being a follower of Moradin, I dinnae summon no such things. I gived 'em me word tha' I 'ad no such implements on me, nor did I take part in 'ny such acts.

Dey grabbed me, I 'ad to call me cat off o' dem so it dinnae rip them apart. Proceeded to strip me down an' search e'ery part o' me. Then dey be given me stuff back ta me, and tell me ta go on me way.

If Cordor no be doing nothin ta stop dese attacks on innocent folk, den I call the citizens of Cordor and the goodly cities to bear arms against dese highway bandits and put an end to dis disgrace! Dis would nae 'ave happened if I still be near Clan Battlehammer's realm. I call on tha' Gov'ments o' dese cities ta call them outlaws an ban 'em fro' yer streets! Do nae let yer merchants sell to 'em. Make 'em crawl back inta tha' hole dey came out o'.

*Signed*
Kurinsil Kegdrinker

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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. ~Atticus Finch
A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a truth. ~Thomas Mann

Kurinsil Kegdrinker
Rhun Astaldoram

*Scrawled near the bottom of a single posting in Cordor*

That Gill Bensbennard took and tried my baby, claiming she was a lich! The man is mad with power!

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I keels u with my axe!

"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"

*Arranged to be sent directly to the writer of this message*

Sir Kegsdrinker,

I'd like to meet with you at earliest oppritunity to discuss this matter, considering your recent affiliation with the Ruathym Monolith.

Capt. Vaelmith Starshower of the Weave Knights.

*On one of Mathans trips to Cordor, he reads Calin's reply and ponders to himself*

Hmmm, what if our problem is they exist?

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Khaldun Menetnashte Khalfani
Victor Wilkinson

^totally not a lie or anything.

*scrawled on a note*

The Eternal Order of Kelemvor is a detriment to trade and travel, and a bogus organization with little real authority that delights in leveling false accusations of heresy against those that question their methods. They level judgement against those it is not their place to judge and they use violence and barbarism to try to enforce laws they don't even understand or properly carry out. They are a corrupt organization through and through, and the island of Amia would be as well rid of them as it would be of the Church of Bane.

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Sir Taelar Ardelyn of Wiltun
Winner of the Razor Tongued Award 2015!

Kira "Penny" Sigers
Better than Boulderdash!

Arkady eyes the writing for a moment, taking a short break from her aimless wandering. After looking it over several times, she murmurs to herself rather perplexedly.

"Do dwarves really write the way they speak? Must be a joke."

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The origin of storms.

Who exactly do we speak to if we have a problem with one member of the Eternal Order? At least Lord Jaocim could be reasoned with and was sensible on most matters. I can hope the motto of the Eternal Orders public relations department would be much like the motto of the inquisitors "The is no innocence.. only degrees of guilt". Does it work both ways?


"Forestsong"

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"It is by the holy beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning, it is by Java alone that I set my mind in motion."

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I keels u with my axe!

"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"

As no, the Eternal Order is not reasonable, nor will they give notice of your complaints. I suggest that all travelers do what they may to try and advoid these fools. As one stated on this board, they will use violence when they should not, and they judge those whom they have no right to. They will come against me for saying these things, but unlike their claims, there -is- innocence. There is never cause for torture, nor do they have right to judge those of other goodly faiths should they not break The Law, written down by Tyr.

If you wish proof of my claims, the Church of Bane will "Purify" a sacrafice by pain should they not submitt to the will of the cowardly god. As will the Eternal Order of Amia do to their prisoners should they refuse to "repent" before the clergy of their temple. The Church of Bane will force their will on ANYONE reguardless of whom is innocent, or beyond their false authority, as will the Eternal Order of Amia. The Church of Bane will tell you there is no innocence, only guilt, as will the Eternal Order.

If their Methods are the same, -what- is to seperate them? The "claimed" knights of the Eternal Order are false, they fall short of the title they wish to claim. They are not honorable, nor would a wise man go to their temple at their mercy to bring charges against them. If any whom have a -legitiment- charge against the Order, I would be glad to hear it. I hold no authority, save that of my faith and my Patron, but I would hear of those whom claim knighthood. Peope of Amia, the wise course is to advoid them if you are unable to resist them. If you are unable to resist I would advise not confronting them.

Michael Hammick
Faithblade, and Paladin of The Loyal Fury

Rosalinde sees this petition as well, not long after having the scars of the Eternal Order's whip removed from her person. She writes simply,

Kelemvor may be the judge of the Dead, but Tyr is the judge of the Living. As one who has suffered their wrath for trying to bring justice into their halls, I know of their dishonorable and unjust ways. There will. Be. A reckoning.

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SANITY... Is for the WEAK!

Playing:

Estreia Jr'eivra: (Mostly retired, play on request)

Annaelith: Protector and Archer

Tyl'modaes Mys'shori: Bladesinger-in-training

Corstina Flameblade: Batsh*t crazy Kaxanar

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Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of Eilistraee
Danika Nefzen: Druid of the Earthmother
Delia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm