*A poster advertising a job opening starts appearing around Amia and Wiltun, usually tacked around portal crystals and other trafficked areas. They are maintained and replaced discreetly.*

NOW HIRING!

The Sargent-at-arms position is open at the *rubbed out* in the *rubbed out*!

Applicants must enjoy wearing a uniform. Two eyes not required. Arrogant smirks are acceptable, and some kind of experience in the field is required. Age does not matter. Amputees accepted.

Must have experience busting knee-caps. Skulduggery may be a daily occurrence. Must like bunking in close quarters and not be afraid of loud noises.

Pay is negotiable.

*a rough sketch of two stick people. One's tall and the other is short with a red X over it*

Please contact Reiley Mortefeign in the Lowland Delta. He can usually be found napping underneath the South Bridge.

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"When somebody headbutts, everybody looses."

*quickly the posters are updated, and some things are inserted in different handwriting*

NOW HIRING!

The Sargent-at-arms position is open at the Bridge Sleeping Committee in the Lowland Delta!

Applicants must enjoy wearing a uniform. Two eyes not required. Arrogant smirks are acceptable, and some kind of experience in the field is required. Age does not matter. Amputees accepted.

Must have experience busting knee-caps. Skulduggery may be a daily occurrence. Must like bunking in close quarters and not be afraid of loud noises.

Pay is negotiable.

*a rough sketch of two stick people. One's tall and the other is short with a red X over it. Underneath is a sketch of a guy who almost looks like Richard Johnson*

I'm being informed that the person I'm looking for is Richard Johnson. I can be contacted through the usual methods. ~RM

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"When somebody headbutts, everybody looses."

*Richard comes across the poster on one of his now routine walks through the area. Upon seeing the name "Reiley Mortefeign" he does an immediate double take* Well well, apparently I'm a popular man these days. *He scribbles a quick note on the poster* I can be reached via speedy box 1480 in Uhm
-Field Marshal Richard H. Johnson