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Ghostie_1
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 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2010, 21:56 PM |
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Joined: 17 Dec 2007
Location: United States
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! (Not really though, must be of age!)
I have in my possession a portrait of perhaps the most beautiful woman on the isle! She goes by the name of Elle MaFendel! She is quite naked in this particular portrait. She is depicted behind a waterfall, the waterfall's beauty paling in comparison to Elle's fully bared charms! Artfully done with only minimal vulgarity for you faint of heart types.
The second portrait is for the ladies (or the more interesting males)! Sundyr Ma'fendel himself is depicted before the waterfall, all glistening with waterfall moisture and looking quite proud of himself!
Either or both of these will be sold to the highest bidder. Any and all males or females wishing to have a portrait of themselves done (artfully, mind you) need only contact Unen Crystafein via Speedy's Messenger Service.
All portraits done are to be considered the property of both the artist and the model, models will receive an ample measure of the profits, as a thank you for both their time and their company.
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Gunz
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 1:41 AM |
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Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Location: The City of Fallen Angels, Ca
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Willow reads the note in Cordor and has a look of eating something sour right after. She speaks out loud before moving on.
Ewww! They're so gross to do that!
The Hin continues muttering to herself in light whispers before disappearing into the Northern distance.
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My Characters:
Yuilith Kethil Menaiivan Garadeth
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Bobo_Underhill
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 2:39 AM |
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Joined: 21 Jul 2007
Location: The Drone Star State
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Andrew Fryar quietly relocates any posters that found their way anywhere near the Orphanage or the Chapel of Lathander to some place more adult.
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Andrew Fryar: Cordor's Folk Hero
Bobrin: Eccentric Avenging Executioner
Lyle Torrowfire: Retired badass
Marigold Cobcruncher: Perceptive Priestess
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tsukasa1991
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 4:00 AM |
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Joined: 18 Jul 2009
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*giando sends a reply to the poster in private*
" For the sake of these good peoples decency, i will buy all copys and right to the images from you. I warn you not to sell these to another. I am Sir Giando Paladrious of the triadic order, send your reply to the keep."
*another letter is sent to elle*
"Miss, enclosed is a copy of posters being placed around town. I have sent word to this man that i will pay him for all rights to these images which i will hand back to you. For decency's sake i do this free of charge. send word back to the kohlingen keep if you recieve this letter,
Sir Giando Paladrious, knight of the triad"
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Plays-
Maggot Bucktooth (Retired)
Giando Paladrious (Retired)
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 6:13 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*Xal ponder for a moment then his eyes open as he realises something*
"Wait a minute, isn't Elle that girl who sleeps anything that moves? The one who puts even some whores out of buisness because of her sexual inhabitions. Well given that reputation I imagine it's quite possible that the price would be lowered immediatly due to access to the real deal being rather public. Also, Sundyr, isn't he basically the male version of that...Ha
I suppose I should buy them given their relation. But ha, who cares. Maybe it's a good lesson and not being a walking embodiment of sharess and talona combined. The very idea someone other then Xavi exists that fits this discription is highly disturbing however..."
*After his little conversation to himself, which he does regularly, he walks off, a little concerned that something is converting people to diseased sex maniacs.*
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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Ghostie_1
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 18:55 PM |
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Joined: 17 Dec 2007
Location: United States
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*A letter would be sent in reply to Giando*
Sir, I am positively revolted that you would reduce this ART to little more than filth! You haven't even seen the images, and quite frankly, your presumptious attitude is ridiculous. No, I will not sell the rights to artwork that I spent hours creating. I should hope that your willingness to restrict an artist's creative flow is not something to be taken as representative of your associates.
Signed,
Unen Crystafein
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tsukasa1991
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 19:58 PM |
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Joined: 18 Jul 2009
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*a reply
no it is not that, it is because i have spoken directly to miss elle herself and she expressed her wished that these pictures never be sold. i have contacted her about it and i was going to buy them for her and end this. now im afraid she will take it one step further.
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Plays-
Maggot Bucktooth (Retired)
Giando Paladrious (Retired)
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Youthanized
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 20:07 PM |
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Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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A note is tacked up near the auction notice.
"Stop perving on my sister!
~Riala Tsu'rein"
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Elvannrae: The Palest Elf
Charrae "Zarual" Swiftshadow: The Amnesiac Monk
Quealé Nirivani: Kin of the Fey
Rue Aridonaire: Wind-Touched Hin
In-Game Login: KestalEluith
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 20:24 PM |
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Player
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*Xal puts one simple message up*
"Let her come speak for herself then, instead of manipulating men to do it for her. She's a fully matured woman, as we are all VERY aware, so she can move her nicely rounded toosh and speak for herself like any normal person.
-Xal"
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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ImAfterYou
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 20:36 PM |
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Joined: 01 Nov 2007
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*elle walks up and posts a note below Xal's..*
Theres two notes here. Yours and my sisters. A woman. What male have i gotten to come and do anything? And as for mature and a rounded ass, well. News flash. Im tiny. And nor that kind of mature as you imply. You clearly know nothing of myself. If you did, you would know the only ones to have ever gotten with me, are my ex husband and current husband. So you may shut it. And this is art. Nu naughty places are seen at all. All of those are covered. Should you see an actual copy, it is tastefully done and very artistic.
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P Three
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 20:47 PM |
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Unen:
Name your price for the picture of Sunny.
Hanali's and the Maiden's blessings,
Ania.
_________________ Bobo_Underhill wrote: Ley lines, y'all. Just let me go wrangle up my cowboy boots and lasso us up some magic.
Yee-haw! Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of EilistraeeDanika Nefzen: Druid of the EarthmotherDelia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm
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Ghostie_1
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Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2010, 21:43 PM |
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Joined: 17 Dec 2007
Location: United States
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Again, the portraits will go to the highest bidder.
Elle's portrait has now officially been sold, thanks to a generous offer from an anonymous buyer.
The current bid for the portrait of Sundyr stands at 25,000.
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Fri, Jan 22 2010, 0:08 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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ImAfterYou wrote: *elle walks up and posts a note below Xal's..*
Theres two notes here. Yours and my sisters. A woman. What male have i gotten to come and do anything? And as for mature and a rounded ass, well. News flash. Im tiny. And nor that kind of mature as you imply. You clearly know nothing of myself. If you did, you would know the only ones to have ever gotten with me, are my ex husband and current husband. So you may shut it. And this is art. Nu naughty places are seen at all. All of those are covered. Should you see an actual copy, it is tastefully done and very artistic.
*A message is posted back up*
"It got you to reply to the message didn't it. Everything isn't always what it seem's.
-Xal"
//In the future, post private messages in PM's please. Anything posted on the PC notice board can be taken as public knowledge, avaliable to all. I admit I got confused a little, so keep it to PM's as thats what they are for.
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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