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GreatPigeon
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Posted: Tue, Jan 05 2010, 17:49 PM |
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Joined: 04 May 2009 Location: London, UK
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The posters are written in flowing luminscent ink and in common and elven.
I, Carl Slifer, noble troubadour esquire and extrodinaire hereby do and ordain myself to the ladies who would be affected by said infliction cause.
I have purchased all rooms available in the Cordor district. Please send me a letter and I would be happy to provide for you.
Cordor has a ban against the accursed Banites and their ruthless vile, non showering leader. Kindly my fair elven lasses, come seek refuge where it is safe. Come unto my shelter I hath provided.
Food and much drink shall be provided.
You can reach me through speedy's or by showing up at the inn, flash your ears, your charming smiles, and bring your lithe elveniness to safety!
*signed*
The Protector of Elven Lasses Carl "By God" Slifer
_________________ The Peacock wrote: [GreatPigeon] is better than me. Uncle-Opustus wrote: Just before I fall asleep, I like to pretend it's just a public feat so Pigeon can succeed in politics and save the world from poverty... with his unicorn and shining armour and Excalibur.
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Xaviera
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Posted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:04 AM |
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Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Location: Temple of Love
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Xaviera reads one of the posters and bursts into laughter.
_________________ ~Sharess on AmiaWiki~Priestess, politician, prostitute "[They] were moving in on me like Sharessans on a new broad in the bath house" - Tracer BoltAmiaWiki mod (mostly inactive)
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P Three
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Posted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:13 AM |
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Anadrien takes one of the posters, with a devilish smile and dashes off to find this...Carl.
_________________ Bobo_Underhill wrote: Ley lines, y'all. Just let me go wrangle up my cowboy boots and lasso us up some magic.
Yee-haw! Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of EilistraeeDanika Nefzen: Druid of the EarthmotherDelia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm
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justice_prevails
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Posted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:55 AM |
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Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Location: California
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*Vrinn spies the notices and grins, smiling to himself and offering up a slow clap.*
"Well done sir. The day belongs to you it seems."
_________________ 
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Really Evil Pigeon
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Posted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 8:34 AM |
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Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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Inrae reads a posters and stands staring at it in almost disbielif..
"Glad I didn't let him in my knickers, where he may have beenw ith all those others"
She walks off half strutting.. half snobish.. and the whole total full of ego
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Murex
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Posted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 9:29 AM |
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Joined: 01 Dec 2009
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Vexlok reads this and bursts out in a manical laughter.
He then writes over the posters he sees- CARL IS A WHORE
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 10:03 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*A poster is put up beside every poster carl has put up, except ones in Cordor, by a man in red and blue robes, wearing a red and blue helm. He laughs as he puts the posters up.*
Carl Slifer
Worshipper of Talona
You have been warned.
-X
_________________ I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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