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GreatPigeon
 
PostPosted: Tue, Jan 05 2010, 17:49 PM 

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The posters are written in flowing luminscent ink and in common and elven.

I, Carl Slifer, noble troubadour esquire and extrodinaire hereby do and ordain myself to the ladies who would be affected by said infliction cause.

I have purchased all rooms available in the Cordor district. Please send me a letter and I would be happy to provide for you.

Cordor has a ban against the accursed Banites and their ruthless vile, non showering leader. Kindly my fair elven lasses, come seek refuge where it is safe. Come unto my shelter I hath provided.

Food and much drink shall be provided.

You can reach me through speedy's or by showing up at the inn, flash your ears, your charming smiles, and bring your lithe elveniness to safety!

*signed*

The Protector of Elven Lasses
Carl "By God" Slifer

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Xaviera
 
PostPosted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:04 AM 

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Xaviera reads one of the posters and bursts into laughter.

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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:13 AM 

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Anadrien takes one of the posters, with a devilish smile and dashes off to find this...Carl.

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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 06 2010, 2:55 AM 

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*Vrinn spies the notices and grins, smiling to himself and offering up a slow clap.*

"Well done sir. The day belongs to you it seems."

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Really Evil Pigeon
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 8:34 AM 

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Inrae reads a posters and stands staring at it in almost disbielif..

"Glad I didn't let him in my knickers, where he may have beenw ith all those others"

She walks off half strutting.. half snobish.. and the whole total full of ego


 
      
Murex
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 9:29 AM 

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Vexlok reads this and bursts out in a manical laughter.

He then writes over the posters he sees- CARL IS A WHORE

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Selvec Darkon
 
PostPosted: Sat, Jan 09 2010, 10:03 AM 

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*A poster is put up beside every poster carl has put up, except ones in Cordor, by a man in red and blue robes, wearing a red and blue helm. He laughs as he puts the posters up.*

Carl Slifer

Worshipper of Talona

You have been warned.

-X

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