Ornate and colorful posters on fine vellum are posted in the more populated cities of the surface by anonymous workers...

"Do you wish to fly? Have you need of a teacher in the fine art of flight?

Stoneyface, Bard of Amia hereby offer my services as instructor of flight to those in need. I will not be charging an arm and a leg (or even your soul) as others have tried to do in the past. For the low fee of 100,000 gold pieces, I will gladly cover all required lessons and get you off the ground sooner than you thought possible!

Persons inquiring about flight must be physically capable of flying without aid of catapult, slingshot or hopeful prayers to the various gods!

All persons needing lessons should contact Stoneyface at your convenience by leaving a note, messenger service, or in person. unfortunately payment is required before lessons given due to worthless persons who shall remain nameless who skipped out without paying and thereby ruining it for everyone! Please note, sweetberries are not a valid form of payment!

until we meet in the air,
Stoneyface the Bard

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