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| Author: | Mr. Hackums [ Sun, Dec 13 2009, 4:28 AM ] |
| Post subject: | [Cordor] Da Munchy Maggot - Goblin Cuisine |
//All spelling errors apply. Goblin accents left out in writing, but sp applies. *Crude posters and signs are placed around Cordor North and East by groups of hyperactive Goblins. Many posters are constructed out of paper from books (Which the covers can be found not far from large clumps of fliers). Its written in charcoal, with wide an childlike print* "Come to, th- Munchie, (*Scratched out Munchie*) Munchy Maggot, best, in all Amai, Goblin Foode and Booze!. Freesh made! No disadvatage 'til try! Yuo can tell, all, you're freinds about us. Come an- try, yuo wont' regret it! Good Foode, Good Drinkz; Good Entertaynmunt, God Choice. The Munchy Maggot. PS: *The PS section is left blank, but it is... there..* " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *The Munchy Maggot had its first debut this past day, and was actually considered a great success. After striking an expensive deal with Farmer Holvin to use his land and clean with "All Gobo force" after they had finished, the Goblin family had a productive day. Customers report general satisfaction and surprise at the Goblin Troupe's ability to produce fine cuisine. The Goblins stationed themselves in Cordor North, and promised to return eventually. The roving band of cooks moves on to its next location.* |
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| Author: | The1Kobra [ Sun, Dec 13 2009, 18:54 PM ] |
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Kurchin spots some of the notices walking about through Cordor. Spotting that the P.S. section was blank, he saw an opportunity to sew some mischief, and perhaps get back at some of the goblins that had been pestering him. He made sure no one was looking too closely, pulled out his paintbrush and some yellow paint, and added to the P.S. section: PS: All food provided will be run through a pile of filth, poisoned, and made extremely smelly and entirely inedible. We'll also be on the lookout to pick the pockets from those who eat our food, yus yus. Or just happen to pass by. A crude picture of an angry face is drawn beyond this. The vandalism is unsigned. After his work is done, the kobold scurried off, giggling to himself with child-like glee. |
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| Author: | GreatPigeon [ Sun, Dec 13 2009, 23:38 PM ] |
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Karvo sees this poster and is unable to read it, however he sees the angry face and notices goblins getting excited about it throughout the town. "Gobberz be get anger, make me Karvo, big time uber na'smash angers *nodnod* Me smash dem make angerz. Karvo iz o' no likz badders nu uh" He then belches quite thundersously and skips in the direction the others went, all proudly ignorant 500 pounds of him. |
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| Author: | tsukasa1991 [ Mon, Dec 14 2009, 4:44 AM ] |
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*maggot wanders by sees this and scratches his head* "yesyes be good eats" *he rubs his stomach and drools a bit* |
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