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Lally
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 Posted: Wed, Feb 04 2009, 10:38 AM |
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Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Location: Leather chair, USA. Tell me about your mother.
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My fellow performers,
I had a rather unpleasant confrontation with a gentleman in the halls of the Triumvir today.There I was about to pop off to Cordor for a bit of chit chat when a giant of a man appeared before me.
I bade him a friendly hello, and it was only after a few moments that his intentions became glaringly bloody obvious. Bloody can be taken both figuratively and literally as he informed me he'd come to the Triumvir to purchase a keen edged axe in order to cut through the flesh of -young ladies-.
I didn't remember Sire Longtwirls selling an axe of that particular nature, so there was my first clue. My second came moments later when his already quite nasty looking axe was laid against my neck, cold steel against extremely nervous flesh.
He informed me..and I quote..that he would.."Do things to me he would not to do a farm animal."
I informed him this was a lovely sentiment because farm animals were treated rather poorly, and promptly buggered off.
The Triumvir has been my chosen home and place of learning since I came to these lands. I sleep here, I write here. I pray this is an isolated incident.
I ain't one to let a little pre-meditated murder sway me from a good sit down at Halifast's or a jam session in the courtyard, but keep your eyes wide open.
I did not catch his name, but his clothing was teeming with Malarite symbolism.
Be safe, be warned, and be not discouraged.
Cerridwyn The Bard
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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
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Phantom-D
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Posted: Wed, Feb 04 2009, 23:08 PM |
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Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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A Quickly Penned Response:
Hello there scared and concerned.
His identity I might discern.
Perhaps the one call Pillar?
His temperament seems enough biter.
Malar might be his god.
Lucky only a threat from the sod.
Death usually is dealt out.
Perhaps Lord Leniency lounged about.
Be wary of this beast and flee,
If his axe once again you see.
As an addition, this place I love as well.
Violence and danger I would quell.
For books I do eat,
And the drinks are a treat.
No one needs another hell..
*Signed sporadically and quickly*
~Jexen
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Dakotaen
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Posted: Wed, Feb 04 2009, 23:11 PM |
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Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Location: Denmark
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Having read over the notice, Eir leaves only a brief reply.
Send him my way if he ever set foot in the Triumvir again. It is not a place for a violence and bloodshed, and I'll be happy to teach him that, one way or another.
Eir Shaji-Shadowflame.
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Profiles: DakoDako & ElWacko
Characters: Currently trying my best to stick to Beridoc Brushgale
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Halen_Van
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Posted: Wed, Feb 04 2009, 23:19 PM |
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Joined: 21 Nov 2005
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*Saris places up a notice*
Wasn't me. And if Eir doesn't get'em, I might. Bloodshed and violence are providence to greater beings anyways.
_________________ "Freedom is the Right of all sentient beings."
-Optimus Prime.
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