Peaches...-Oh! Bones innit great to be home, I miss the....uh 'elp me here man, whaddo I miss? *pauses and frowns deeply* hrn. I know! the seagulls...oh wait theyah gone...*grumbles* Stupid feathery things! all tha' f fur!

Wha' else do I miss hmm Bones mah undead friend?

Let go of me you moronic brainless fool! *wrenches his arm trying to pry free of malice's grip, with a tiny pop the arm falls out of it's socket*

Oh my god! *stares blankly at the undead arm then looking incredibly serious* Man you need to see a Salandrian! or a priest or that girl over there..whoa- sh..bones! she's nearly naked! now she's going to catch a cold and when she goes swimming it'll get everywhere! *waves the bone arms around as he talks*

Well now I found ya I ain' lettin ya go so... where to? We can go tha uh...-Theater?! Yes let's go theyah... mm oh ya wanna come with? *he sharply points the undead arm at a nearby statue* Well.. sure bu- Oh well yeah I guess, hey now! nu-uh tha's no righ'....your sick Harry really ya need some water? yes no? *pours water over the statue* There ya go all cooled off now le's go!!

*Clad heavily in obsidian and dark blue plate he stomps heavily with each step clinging and scraping, the occasional glint of silver peeks from within his hood, every few moments he will jump startled and point at an inanimate object shouting words like muffin, drowning and pearls*

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Bringing you candy satisfaction guaranteed,
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I am entertainment, I bring the battle to your door!


//By Qualiz

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Assumes this is in cordor, Since the words 'Theater' and 'Prostitute' (nearly naked woman) implies that?
Waits for Clarification from author.
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//Hmm, don't see the word 'prostitute', but I'll go along with the assumption. ;)

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//see: Nearly naked woman - Almost every girl in Cordor square.

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// Start calling them prostitutes and see how far it gets you, I double dog dare you.

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//Yes Cordor, if you didn't make that connection and I never mentioned prostitute, simply mentioning another half dressed pc and as dead said

also appologzies for the coloured text will fix it.

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Look at me who's your daddy now..
Bringing you candy satisfaction guaranteed,
It's WAR that's what men are built for
I am entertainment, I bring the battle to your door!


//By Qualiz

//Wouldn't this be more appropriate in PC Stories and Character Descriptions? Since it's not a notice or such.

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