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Roppi
 
PostPosted: Tue, Aug 10 2010, 11:44 AM 

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Strewn around regions of the Hin settlement are a few pamphlets. Crudely hand written on instead of printed, it would seem the creator of these pieces was either too stingy or simply lacked the funds for proper widespread advertising.
Written on it is the following:



Roppi for Mayor of the Dale!

I'll weed out the corrupt bastards and ensure we get no troubles from stinking Kobs and Gobos.

Vote for me!




 
      
Dwagin
 
PostPosted: Tue, Aug 10 2010, 16:17 PM 

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*One of the signs is found uprooted, and replaced, slammed through the pelvis of a goblin giving a rather lewd appearance. The way the ground beneath had been tore up, it was quite obvious the creature was living and struggled during the remainder of its life.. and the puddle of its mixed vital and biofluids left a muddy, stinky mess 'neath on the road headed from the Dale and to Cordor, though out of sight on the other side of the hill from the militia, closer to Cordor, clearly so all cart travelers could see it. In green blood, presumably from the goblin beneath, the majority of the sign had been painted over.*


Roppi for Mayor of the Dale!

I'll Gladly sell you all down the tubes for coin and ensure the Banites get no troubles from the idiots that vote for me.

Vote for me!

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Naivatkal
 
PostPosted: Tue, Aug 10 2010, 19:28 PM 

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Walking through Amia on his way to the Dale later that day, the figure clad in shadowy heavy plate paused to regard the sign and it's crude foundation. With not a second glance he shrugged, unconcerned with matters of the Dale, and left on his way again with a simple mutter: "Filthy goblins..."

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Rotkreuz
 
PostPosted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:40 AM 

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Having picked up one of the pamphlets, Jaocim Applegate gives it one quick read over. He drops it and doesn't take another look back.

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PostPosted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 13:31 PM 

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Johanna Hardingdale: "Oooh, toilet paper!"

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DustSpray101
 
PostPosted: Fri, Aug 13 2010, 5:52 AM 

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*Nina can be seen collecting one and leaving it on Swift's desk*

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