I want one of these.
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| Author: | TeroSNS [ Wed, Nov 24 2010, 22:07 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Stupid monsters |
So there is this article about stupidest monsters of DnD, and it is quite amusing, I probably guess that some of you have already seen it, but either way, here it is: CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS. remember to check out the sequel article |
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| Author: | D-Finitiy [ Wed, Nov 24 2010, 22:22 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
The Flumph, yet more evidence of the existence of the FSM? I must inform the clerics. May you all be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen. |
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| Author: | Lally [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 2:10 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
Whutever, man. I had to fight a duckbunny in PnP once and it was no joke. |
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| Author: | Grymia [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 2:12 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
... Duckbunny? OOookee... FUN. |
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| Author: | ainjyll [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 5:27 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
Though their stats may not be anything to laugh at... the concept behind some of the D&D creations is rather retarded. |
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| Author: | Lesquille [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 6:26 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
Old, but good. |
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| Author: | sylvan_shadow [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 7:09 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
The most hilarious thing is that I have the vast majority of these books around and thought little of these obviously absurd monsters while leafing through old copies of the 1st edition Monster Manuals. Alright, the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is just too ridiculous not to point at and laugh. It makes me wonder if Gary Gygax saw that entry on the editing floor and just said " Meh, it'll fill a page." I think I'm going to go back and read more up on that Flumph. Why oh why is it lawful good? |
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| Author: | Strawberry Stallion [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 10:50 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
I want one of these.
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| Author: | TeroSNS [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 12:51 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
love your replies to this topic. More opinions about these? |
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| Author: | Gers [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 12:54 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
sylvan_shadow wrote: Alright, the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is just too ridiculous not to point at and laugh. It makes me wonder if Gary Gygax saw that entry on the editing floor and just said " Meh, it'll fill a page." The Amian version would have a badger on top of it. |
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| Author: | survivor2009 [ Thu, Nov 25 2010, 14:39 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
lol, i loved the gifs, the space hippo mercenaries, was always a way to introduce ramdomness to an adventure. |
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| Author: | Xaviera [ Fri, Nov 26 2010, 1:46 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
Clearly the author had access to the Fiend Folio. However, he neglected to mention the Adherer (a sticky mummy), the Garbug (a flying lobster/mosquito), the Goldbug (which looks like a gold piece), and the Nilbog (a spatiotemporally reversed goblin that is healed on taking damage and damaged by cures). How could he! 
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| Author: | Selvec Darkon [ Fri, Nov 26 2010, 3:46 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
"Smelly Cows from Hell", sounds like a few girls I know. |
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| Author: | TeroSNS [ Sun, Nov 28 2010, 10:35 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid monsters |
Lally wrote: Whutever, man. I had to fight a duckbunny in PnP once and it was no joke. err...? as far as I could see, they have 1-3 hp they move in packs of 1-10, have a ridiculous armor class of 8, to hit ac 0 is 20... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Id4wDLAI2-k/R ... kbunny.jpg |
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