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I have a vision! And it is for my vision to be clear!

I am gauging interest in a fun small faction/movement for Earth Genasi characters. They would all be rediculous powerbuilds, all with stupid low CHA and WIS scores. They will be known as EGAB, Earth Genasi Against Birds!. They will have strong dislike for anything slightly bird like. They will constantly make arses of themselves, and hold protests outside Cordor Council building demanding the right to attack all birds on sight, seagull's being the main focus of their Ire.

Worst Enemies will include: Flying Elves, Elves, Birds, Druids who likes birds, Seagulls, Anyone with a bird pet or familar, and small urchin children with paint brushes.

Anyone interested? :lol:

Selvec Darkon wrote:

demanding the right to attack all birds on sight, seagulls being the main focus of their Ire.

Hee hee hee hee hee...

You hate almost everything that has wings but you don't have problems with dragons?

Yossarin wrote:

Selvec Darkon wrote:

demanding the right to attack all birds on sight, seagulls being the main focus of their Ire.

Hee hee hee hee hee...

I know why you're chuckling and I have to agree at the irony of this. ^_^

fey have wings.

Fey deserved to be hit because they are fey. That needs no explanation. But did you read the name of the faction? Sheesh, so far Yos and Grymia seem to be the only ones getting the point...

Yikes people, Humour please.

I guess mine will have to learn to toss his hammer, then.

but... but...
the gag is in your post, and not the thread title!
or the typo is in your post, and im missing the humor...

Zanthair wrote:

but... but...
the gag is in your post, and not the thread title!
or the typo is in your post, and im missing the humor...

Earth Genasi are like walking statue's, what do birds do to statues?

Seriously, my earth genasi would join that. I can see him eroding away like a sad and mean man, spending his last few years throwing rocks and curses after birds, but only because his stony heart was reduced to pebbles by that one bird that flew away.

Kjetta wrote:

Seriously, my earth genasi would join that. I can see him eroding away like a sad and mean man, spending his last few years throwing rocks and curses after birds, but only because his stony heart was reduced to pebbles by that one bird that flew away.

This is very sad because I know what you're referring to.

*hugs and nodnods * I think I know to what he alludes, but I am not one hundred percent certain.

Sounds like the rivalry between Grumbar and Akadi.

With Al, it runs much deeper than that.

Be careful with the seagulls... Anger the wrong one and it'll teleport you to a distant dimension.

That's why I said "powerbuilds"

I've seen those seagulls be both bloodthirsty scavangers all flocking around a corpse, more than crows. And I've heard of one that knew how to deal a crippling strike.

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The DM's set the birds to level 35. Don't do it.

Kjetta wrote:

Seriously, my earth genasi would join that. I can see him eroding away like a sad and mean man, spending his last few years throwing rocks and curses after birds, but only because his stony heart was reduced to pebbles by that one bird that flew away.

Aaw... *Pat Pat* There There.

Amusing idea.

EGAB (Faction Concept)

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