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Lutra
 
PostPosted: Sun, Jul 23 2017, 1:24 AM 



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After a wave of odd and tragic encounter with certain gnomes, it appears the village of Bendir Dale took one in. Formerly known as Givumpomp the Charlatan, is reportedly dubbed and knighted as Givumpomp the Honorable by the Mayor of Bendir Dale herself! It is said that the walking gingerbread men are also tied to this gnome. Althought he gingerbread men initially shown hostile behavior they are now the favorite of the village! General Nof can be seen gaining weight as of late as he is consuming way too much. Young hin and gnome maidens are seeking out the gnome knight more and more often to order special treats from him, which creates a minor jealousy issue every now and then! Rumors are also spreading around about the magical treats that the gnome provides and orders are starting to arrive for Bemmi's bakery the Hin Inn from all over the island! The only oddity might be that the "sample products" are reaching the local food merchants on their own...well...it's Amia after all!

As for what happened with the Charlatan section of the clan? That remains to be seen! Rumors are spreading around that some are trying to find a way to lure them away! The legend of the Mysterious Figure known as the Muffin Man emerged and now starting to become an active topic among the short folks! Bluberry and turnip muffin is the only thing that a gnome can wish for after all! But...do you know the muffin man?

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PostPosted: Thu, Aug 17 2017, 2:20 AM 



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Rumors area spreading around in various mainland settlements about an odd group of hins, elves, humans, kobolds....and a gnome. It is said that they marched through in many parts of the Western Heartlands in search of the enigmatic figure: The Muffin Man.

Although it is unknown what happened with the group, it is said that the Zhentarim is now more careful sending out outriders to tax the roads in their Western Heartland domains.

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PostPosted: Thu, Aug 17 2017, 2:47 AM 



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It was a perfect day for the celebration in Bendir Dale and the events proceeded accordingly. Speeches! Treasure hunt! Booze and food! Djinn merchant! ....aaaaand....MUFFIN! However, the joy of the celebration was quickly broken after the guards started to make an odd sound among eachother and soon the alarm bells went off....the GNOME ALARM!

Throughout the surrounding hills a troubling and terrifying sight occurred! Pointy hats began to emerge in the distance followed by the fat gnome heads and bodies of the wearers! Oh the kids were crying the women fainted. The locals and adventurers began to take up arms against the invading army of the charlatan gnomes and even the gingerbread men lined up!

When all hope seemed to be fading away, the genius council of the local hins, adventurers and a renegade gnome, Givumpomp, decided to shoot out muffins made of turnip and blueberry. After the initial success repeated artillery fires of muffins landed on the gnome army. Some threw, some used tools or weapons....some dropped from the sky! There are rumors of a goblin and an elf who charged them right away and some say one of them stole an ear of a charlatan gnome! Once the muffins landed the besieging army began to devour the muffins and once they were over they started demanding more! But thanks to the clever defenders the gnome army fell on their knees and fat bellies and started crawling on the ground, begging for more muffin. Soon the leader of the village forced them to surrender.

In the meantime the victorious village returned to the celebrations. Givumpomp, renegade charlatan who is now known as Givumpomp, the Honorable is now seen walking around in Bendir Dale, wieldinghis golden turnip in his hand like a "true Knight". He is sharing heroic tales of himself, which the locals may or may not buy, however, they definitely welcome the infinite amount of gingerbread men he provides! He is also mentions his upcoming wedding with an elf Princess or with two elf Princesses!

The Mayor and some of the other people took the charlatan gnomes away to Drury Lane, using a muffin that was impaled on a stick to lure them away from the village. Rumors are indicating that they in hope the Muffin Man himself might be able to reform them!!! But can that be true? I mean.....who would know him in person? Do you know the Muffin Man?

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