I would be happy to help you make items with descriptions that either rhyme, are clever, or are in iambic pentameter.
Quote:
The Giant King sat in his throne on high
Fearing what transpires after he dies.
Dragons, tales said, could let him cheat death,
"And I will hunt them, until my last breath."
He left his throne, and his castle behind,
Knowing of a white dragon to find.
The tales don't tell he survived the hail...
Too bad for the King; his maul is for sale.
Faux Dragonslayer's Giant Foehammer
Base Item; Heavy Flail
weight (lb); 64
damage; 1d10
critical; 19-20/x2
damage type; Bludgeoning
size; Large
Material; Adamantine
+5 Attack Bonus
Bonus Damage; +2d4 Cold
+2d6 Massive Crits
Quote:
This puzzle box looks like a cube,
the way in which it snares a rube.
He solves the cube, but what spews forth?
A flood of acid, to dissolve his corpse.
Riemat's Accursed Riddle
Misc item, 1/day; Acid Fog
i can machine gun these out.
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